Punography
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Ongoing8m
Last published Sat, May 28, 2016
So I love these lame play on word sentences. I plan to learn a lot and be able to make people laugh a lot. Soo.... Warning some of these are hilarious so you may want to do it during the day when you won't wake anyone up laughing.....
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