Crazy

Hello, friend, it's nice to see you. Don't pay attention to what they say, I am not crazy. I promise. And this is my story. You better not tell anyone though, or I will find out, and I will get you. I don't take kindly to those who cross me.
WARNING: There are a few gruesome parts to this story. If you don't like to read them, I marked the beginning and end of each part with a row of +'s. I don't think they are necessary for the story, but they are cool.