The Luau of '19
  • Leituras 310
  • Votos 5
  • Capítulos 1
  • Tempo 1h 13m
  • Leituras 310
  • Votos 5
  • Capítulos 1
  • Tempo 1h 13m
Concluído, Primeira publicação em jun 13, 2022
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You're a farmer on your farm in Stardew Valley, married to the one girl in the town who is "not like other girls"... she likes video games, rocks, and swords... but more importantly, she LOVES when you cook her a nice spicy eel or a plate of pufferfish. However when she eats said meals, things go south in the bed those nights... you can't sleep because she can't just stop letting out acidicly stinky poots through her thick cheeks. Imagine what would happen if that green bubbling mess they call soup at the yearly Luau happened to have that same spicy eel in it. And Abi ate 6 bowls (and brought home leftovers inside her)...
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