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The Luau of '19
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StinkyStardewKitten
Complete, First published Jun 13, 2022
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You're a farmer on your farm in Stardew Valley, married to the one girl in the town who is "not like other girls"... she likes video games, rocks, and swords... but more importantly, she LOVES when you cook her a nice spicy eel or a plate of pufferfish. However when she eats said meals, things go south in the bed those nights... you can't sleep because she can't just stop letting out acidicly stinky poots through her thick cheeks. Imagine what would happen if that green bubbling mess they call soup at the yearly Luau happened to have that same spicy eel in it. And Abi ate 6 bowls (and brought home leftovers inside her)...
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Meet The Player

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The moon was full and a certain party was over. Two people were sitting by the poolside. The girl's feet were half underwater. "I just don't see how your tongue can be in so many throats in one night!" she said to the guy for the third time. He rolled his eyes."Mine was just in girls, you gave everybody a taste of yours!" "No, no! You're imagining that, remember?" The girl said determined. He laughed. "Let's say I am. What's your idea of the perfect kiss?" She thought about it for a minute and a serious look came to her face. "The perfect kiss is the one you get under the moonlight. The one that makes you feel like you're the only people in the world and like nothing can break you apart..." She laughed "The perfect kiss takes you to infinity AND BEYOND!" She slid into the pool laughing. Meet Isabella. A beautiful, average, teenage girl who just moved to a new town. Then Meet The Player. A guy who basically "rules" the school. He's a jerk, rude, annoying, charming, hot, irresistible etc. what happens when those two meet? Read to find out(; Warning: the chapters are very short and this was written by me when I was about 13 or 14 years old and was totally clueless but hey, if you want to read it, be my guest. just don't say I didn't warn you. also, I started editing it but I gave up so at this point I can only offer you my sincerest apologies.

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