Freaky
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Last published Mon, Jun 13, 2022
I haven't written fanfiction since I was 12 ohmygod-anyways this is just shitposting/thirstposting abt Paul Dano as Klitz. It will be from an afab POV, but I take requests 😏 If you haven't watched The Girl Next Door yet, u should ;) Ty 4 reading! <3 - Elsi
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