Shit! I'm Back! - A Harry Potter Crack AU
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Harry! You seriously put a swear word in the title?! the author asked outraged.
"Well I've just been brought back to my past just so you can write a Crack AU!"
Tough luck, there are children reading, no swearing!
"You're kidding! I lost all my progress and my identical t-shirts ! Seriously! I want my identical t-shirts back!"
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