Deadpool's Tale of Awesome Tales
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I know you'd expect a description from the writer but I told him to f*ck it cause nothing can describe the awesomeness you're about to witness which is Deadpool and yes it is Deadpool talking, try to keep up and get used to a lot of 4th wall breaks
Smell you later Alligator
***BT dubz, he doesn't own me or any character you're about to see in this book
He is simply just a worker I'm torturing...I mean asking to write about me***
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