Deadpool's Tale of Awesome Tales

I know you'd expect a description from the writer but I told him to f*ck it cause nothing can describe the awesomeness you're about to witness which is Deadpool and yes it is Deadpool talking, try to keep up and get used to a lot of 4th wall breaks

Smell you later Alligator

***BT dubz, he doesn't own me or any character you're about to see in this book

He is simply just a worker I'm torturing...I mean asking to write about me***