Small Bump [Liam Payne]

Liam Payne AU. FINISHED

Harry, sensing the seriousness, pushed Louis' feet off of his lap and leaned forward, concern etched clearly on his face. "Liam, what's wrong?"

With one last calming breath, Liam took his hands away and looked to the three boys across from him that he considered brothers. He really wished Zayn were here now as well, but he'd have to tell him later, after Perrie and her cousin were somewhere else. "Apparently, I'm a father."

The boys were silent for a minute, then Louis let out a bark of laughter. "Good one, Li. Nice. April Fool's Day is tomorrow, though. But nice try. Daddy Directioner wouldn't have a kid out of wedlock."

Liam closed his eyes, then focused on Louis' disbelieving--yet still wary--smile. "No, Louis, it's true. Simon called and they ran a DNA test and everything. There's a little boy named Taylor waiting for me to pick him up from the London Orphanage on Wednesday morning."

Again, everyone was silent. Finally, Louis' mouth dropped open, eyes wide as he realized Liam wasn't kidding. "Holy shit." He breathed, hands dropping loosely in his lap. "Liam Payne is a father. Holy shit."

or the one where liam finds out he has a three year old son. chaos ensues.