To Act or Not To Act

Attention drivers,
In a recent poll of fans, we asked what sort of events people would like to see as a fundraiser. The most popular response was seeing you guys work together on a project outside of racing. And because of our connections with Netflix, we feel drama is a core part of Formula One. So, dear drivers, you are hereby required to audition for Hamlet. Break a leg.
Signed,
Michael Masi
Race- and Hamlet- Director

OR

Much to their chagrin, the drivers are required to take part in a FIA charity event-- in which they perform Hamlet. This is a comedy and there will be chaos. Hamlet knowledge not required.