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"Stupid. Fucking. Stede. Bonnet."

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Reads 75
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Parts 3
Time 36m

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listen, okay, i cant download ao3 so. here. 

Stede has finally caught up with his beloved ship. And sh!t happens. I suck at this. Just read the f-ckin thing.

Stede comes back to Ed. Ed is not impressed and tries to distance himself without throwing Stede to the sharks. Stede trys to change his mind. (accompanied by my stupid commentary)

did i do that right?

i found the picture on pinterest, its not mine!!All Rights Reserved

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A Pirate's Life For Us

Ed is trapped on his ship with Izzy Hands and a new crew of murderous pirates who will kill him at the first sign of weakness. Meanwhile, Stede has returned and realized his terrible mistake. With no ship and no money, he goes to Spanish Jackie for help. Jackie puts him in touch with an infamous pirate who has her own reasons for seeking out Blackbeard. But Stede isn't about to let a small thing like an entire ocean and no ship stop him from making amends with Ed before it's too late. (This story started out as a vignette of Ed in the bath, but then I realized it would be a good start for my own version of Season 2. Bonbon is played by Tessa Thompson, because let's be honest: she'd make a badass pirate and she's friends with Taika, so it feels very plausible that she'd show up in this world.) --- As always, comments deeply appreciated. It keeps me motivated to keep writing, and I love to hear from people!