Not Yours Sincerely: A Sugterra Parody

"I think I broke a rib or two of mine when you 'bumped' into me."

"It was an accident!" She exclaimed, though no signs of remorse were showing off her face.

"And how our money stumbled into your hands was an accident too?"

"Now that," A brazen grin morphed her face. "Was on purpose. But I was only borrowing."

He crossed his arms over his chest. "And perhaps that borrowing of yours comes with a no-return policy?"

She seemed almost proud while gleaming at him. "Look at you, there really is some brains behind that large forehead of yours."

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The Shane gang are in for a complex drill this time. An operation that is gonna need a dependable decoy, or more conveniently, an agent is disguise.

Though their searches up till now have all end in vain, since most of the people they're associated with are also well-known among the Blakk's Enterprise, and well, have built quite a reputation all around.

Someone who's unknown to the outside world and a prodigy in slingling, quite the requirements, and they're running out of options here.

So when to his luck (or horror) an intriguing person catches the Shane's eye, he knows this has to be the one.

They might've found themselves the perfect person.

Or more correctly, an infuriating thief.

Warnings! Hehe~
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