It would be so awesome
It would be so cool
It would be the most incredible book the world has ever seen
Their screens would light up, with real tears(from my beauty)
And special effects
Like, tons and tons of special effects(to hide my acne)
My super sweet hair would be special effects
And it would blow your mind
'Cause it's my book, my book
My amazing book
It's all about me, yeah
It's all about me
It's my book, my book
My amazing book
They'll be lining up to see a book all about me
No longer a sidekick, no, that's not me
Picture my bootie up in 3D
I'll shake my bootie in my own book
It's my book, my book
They'll be lining up to see a book all about me
I'd have the most impressive, cool and scary
Big, mean, cocky personality( i promise i am not that bad)
But not to worry, I'm the girl on charge
Yeah, I'd have an alter ego (my nice side)
I'd be a billionaire
Standing tall with adult-size hands
And gorgeous hair (Gorgeous hair)
'Cause it's my book, my book
My amazing book
It's all about me, yeah
It's all about me:)
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family.
Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.