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Ongoing, Unang na-publish Jun 22, 2022
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Two german exchange students from Beauxbatons, Victor and Rahne, have a very... interesting...time in Hogwarts. And they talk about those experiences. But because that godforsaken hat put them in different houses, they use Rahnes Owl, like alot.

 That's the fic. 

It's supposed to be funny and a bit bitter. Fuck you JKR.

Eule=Owl. Funny joke that works in German. Very funny indeed.
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wolf's tail ₍ ♡ ₎ g. weasley [1] ni lupinstonks
21 parte Kumpleto
"if you've got something to ask me, george, just get on with it." he stares at her blankly. "you know it's me. you can actually tell me and freddie apart." "of course i can." elizabeth's eyes fixate on her fingers, fiddling with each other in front of her. "i mean, you look very similar, but there's some clear differences." "like what? our mum's been looking for them for years." she smirks, "you're better looking, for starters." ₍ ♡ ₎ ㅡ she knows something is up when her mother warns her not to go with the weasleys to the quidditch world cup - their families have been friends for years, they do this annually. it's when the letters start - a mysterious stranger hinting at their family history and warning her of their future - that things start to get truly scary. the black dog following her around the school grounds is suspicious even to fred and george but elizabeth thompson is adamant she will enjoy this year at hogwarts; the school is hosting the tri-wizard tournament and the yule ball may be her only chance to get george alone without his brother. but, as the two of them try to find each other through the chaos, one thing becomes dauntingly clear: hogwarts is no longer as safe a place as they thought. ₍ ♡ ₎ ㅡ george weasley x oc harry potter characters/settings/plot do not belong to me. set: goblet of fire BOOK 2 - WOLFSBANE
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141 parte Kumpleto Mature
- ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴜs ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ғᴀɴғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ "You. Me. Hogsmeade. Tomorrow" Romie demands, leaving no room for objection. Regulus slowly lifts his head from his book, briefly wondering if he's managed to land himself into a similar alternate dimension, "Come again?" He mutters dumbly, ignoring the crude jokes from his friends, focusing intently on the determined glow of violet in front of him, "You heard me, Black. I'll be at the Three Broomsticks. Don't keep me waiting" ***************** 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 Romie Lupin is fed up of her brother interfering with her love life because he's getting nowhere with his own, and seeks out help from Regulus Black. ***************** (This story may include mature content and emotional triggers that could cause distress towards the reader)
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61 parte Ongoing Mature
"𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠...𝐈'𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲." ⊱────────⊰✯⊱────────⊰ 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞. Isaac Homam, the son of a former minister of magic and a great Quidditch player, is about to enter Hogwarts, the famous school of magic and witchcraft. A rather emotional moment, right? The only problem will be dealing with several near-death situations and figuring out his place in the magical world. ⊱────────⊰✯⊱────────⊰ [Philosopher's Stone - Deathly Hallows] [Hermione × Male Oc] [January 9 of 2024 - ???] This fanfiction contains serious issues like anxiety and characters from the Harry Potter books that belong to JK Rowling and LGBTQ+ representation in some scenes.
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wolf's tail ₍ ♡ ₎ g. weasley [1] cover
꧁ʙᴏʀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ꧂ cover
𝘼 𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙏𝙤 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 | 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙂𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 cover
pringles || a jegulus texting story cover
A Backfired Prank (Jegulus/Wolfstar) (COMPLETED) cover
𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐦 {𝐡.𝐣.𝐩} cover
A Pureblood's Guide to Dating the Brothers Black cover
Reggo My Eggo cover
Pretty Boy {Jegulus} cover
Simple and Young cover

wolf's tail ₍ ♡ ₎ g. weasley [1]

21 parte Kumpleto

"if you've got something to ask me, george, just get on with it." he stares at her blankly. "you know it's me. you can actually tell me and freddie apart." "of course i can." elizabeth's eyes fixate on her fingers, fiddling with each other in front of her. "i mean, you look very similar, but there's some clear differences." "like what? our mum's been looking for them for years." she smirks, "you're better looking, for starters." ₍ ♡ ₎ ㅡ she knows something is up when her mother warns her not to go with the weasleys to the quidditch world cup - their families have been friends for years, they do this annually. it's when the letters start - a mysterious stranger hinting at their family history and warning her of their future - that things start to get truly scary. the black dog following her around the school grounds is suspicious even to fred and george but elizabeth thompson is adamant she will enjoy this year at hogwarts; the school is hosting the tri-wizard tournament and the yule ball may be her only chance to get george alone without his brother. but, as the two of them try to find each other through the chaos, one thing becomes dauntingly clear: hogwarts is no longer as safe a place as they thought. ₍ ♡ ₎ ㅡ george weasley x oc harry potter characters/settings/plot do not belong to me. set: goblet of fire BOOK 2 - WOLFSBANE

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