E(ulen)-Mail
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Last published Wed, Oct 26, 2022
Two german exchange students from Beauxbatons, Victor and Rahne, have a very... interesting...time in Hogwarts. And they talk about those experiences. But because that godforsaken hat put them in different houses, they use Rahnes Owl, like alot.
That's the fic.
It's supposed to be funny and a bit bitter. Fuck you JKR.
Eule=Owl. Funny joke that works in German. Very funny indeed.
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