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Parts 2
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Two german exchange students from Beauxbatons, Victor and Rahne, have a very... interesting...time in Hogwarts. And they talk about those experiences. But because that godforsaken hat put them in different houses, they use Rahnes Owl, like alot.

 That's the fic. 

It's supposed to be funny and a bit bitter. Fuck you JKR.

Eule=Owl. Funny joke that works in German. Very funny indeed.Public Domain

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Reggo My Eggo by FrogsDoDrugs

What if James was in love with Regulus as well as Lily? After Sirius left for Hogwart he left his younger brother, Regulus Black behind to deal with their parent alone. Now, Sirius has made new friends and left his family in the past. Regulus knew things were different the moment Sirius didn't come home for the holidays in his first year. Now, Regulus is at Hogwarts, although his and his Gryffindor brother's relationship is completely different. Eventually, Regulus starts getting dragged along to the Marauderers hangouts and develops feelings for his brother's best friend. (Bare with me, the first 10 or so chapters are probably crap but it gets better) Tw: Please be aware of the fact that there may be intended mention of child abuse at certain points throughout the fic but I never directly write it. Oh, uh and they eat waffles at some point? ~Wolfstar as a background ship~ ~Don't correct any of my spelling mistakes, i didn't ask you to peer read my writing. ~ ~If I write something different than canon that's because it's fanfic and I can do what I want~ ~Don't like, don't read~

𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐚 || 𝘳.𝘢.𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 by iloveseattleellie

philophobia-the fear of falling in love or becoming emotionally connected to someone... ~~~ This is a story you've heard before, passed down through generations, about a young girl and a young boy who utterly despise each other. Then, somehow, they see that past the walls they've both built up, they can learn to love each other through anything. And they fall apart, one breaking the other only to actually break themselves. When all feels lost, the two reunite and live happily ever after. This story you've heard before. Only difference is, this 𝒊𝒔𝒏'𝒕 that story. ~~~ Where James Potter's younger sister unexpectedly falls for the infamous Regulus Black. -violence -strong language -sexual content

Moonlight [Young!Remus Lupin x Reader] Unedited by ForeverInAzkaban

!This was discontinued until I posted the rest of the pre-written chapters. Many are unedited so forgive me! 7th year (Y/N) Black. Sirius's Older sister. Unlike her brother, she was sorted into Slytherin and the closest person to him. Obviously they didn't express it in public. When his best friend was caught with his sister, he doesn't know how to feel. See, poor Remus couldn't help falling for her. There are some mature scenes in this. You have been warned. All Characters Belong to Jk. Rowling. I have made some random characters up too to fit storyline. :)

𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐦 {𝐡.𝐣.𝐩} by MyxLovelyxPhoenix

"𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐲, 𝐢𝐬𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐞?" "𝐖𝐡𝐨?" "𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞." ☙❧☙❧☙❧☙❧☙❧☙❧☙ (heavy smut) ℋ𝒶𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝒫ℴ𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇 𝓍 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉ℯ𝓇 𝒢ℯℴ𝓇𝑔ℯ 𝒲ℯ𝒶𝓈𝓁ℯ𝓎 𝓍 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉ℯ𝓇 Harry was memorised by her dark curly hair and honey-gold eyes the first time he'd seen her, but that brings him to the question of how did they wind up here, like this? Evergreen- HIS Evergreen- was done with him and obsessed with George Weasley. ☙❧☙❧☙❧☙❧☙❧☙❧☙ {#1 in harrypotterxreader as of 6-3-23} {#9 in georgeweasleyxreader as of 11-30-24} {#1 in harrypotterandthegobletoffire as of 12-8-24}

Simple and Young by diasymelody56987

Follow the story of Laura Belmont, a fifth year Hufflepuff, in the Harry Potter Universe. This fan fiction starts with the third book of Harry Potter. It does not always explain what happens in every details, as I didn't want to take entire paragraph from the books. Raised as an only child by her mother, Laura has lived difficult times before Hogwarts; being harassed at school because of her body and some family drama at an early age. She has changed, has taken confidence and make friends. The fifth years Hufflepuff have a strong friendship, the seven of them, and will grow with Laura until the Battle of Hogwarts, when the fan fiction touches its end. This is not a fixing fanfiction. I changed some things that didn't make any sense to me, but just so you know, some characters will still die! !!There is (very) light smut in a few chapters!! I didn't describe the characters to let the reader imagine them as they want. LGBTQIA+ representation. This story is also available on AO3. (English isn't my mother tongue, so please forgive the mispelling or wrong use of terms)

꧁ʙᴏʀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ꧂ by niamh45621

- ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴜs ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ғᴀɴғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ "You. Me. Hogsmeade. Tomorrow" Romie demands, leaving no room for objection. Regulus slowly lifts his head from his book, briefly wondering if he's managed to land himself into a similar alternate dimension, "Come again?" He mutters dumbly, ignoring the crude jokes from his friends, focusing intently on the determined glow of violet in front of him, "You heard me, Black. I'll be at the Three Broomsticks. Don't keep me waiting" ***************** 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 Romie Lupin is fed up of her brother interfering with her love life because he's getting nowhere with his own, and seeks out help from Regulus Black. ***************** (This story may include mature content and emotional triggers that could cause distress towards the reader)

A Backfired Prank (Jegulus/Wolfstar) (COMPLETED) by Pandaxz14

I made this ages ago and honestly, I don't like it. There are some people who do like it and that's alright but for me, I don't like it. You can read it if you want. Their sixth year did not go as planned, James came out as bi, his friends weren't happy, but James wouldn't forgive them so he made them do something, after being reunited, they decided to prank the Slytherin house and ended up in a prank war between some other Slytherins. Regulus somehow gets involved and after pranking the Marauders, Sirius was pissed, he comes up with an idea that nobody, not even James could've predicted! One prank, a wild year, falling in love with the enemy. One crazy story of Jegulus (James x Regulus) and Wolfstar (Remus x Sirius) March 31st, 2021 rankings- #244 out of 1,000+ stories in forbiddenlove #51 out of 1,000+ stories in bestfriendbrother #341 out of 1,000+ stories in Severus #373 out of 1,000+ stories in Wolfstar #148 out of 1,000+ stories in albusdumbledore #72 out of 1,000+ stories in minervamcgonagall #580 out of 1,000+ stories in severussnape #302 out of 1,000+ stories in maraudersfanfiction #310 out of 1,000+ stories in regulusblack #876 out of 1,000+ stories in peterpettigrew #9 out of 43 stories in jamesxregulus #85 out of 284 stories in jegulus

A Pureblood's Guide to Dating the Brothers Black by Ethereal6513

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Reggo My Eggo

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