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Two german exchange students from Beauxbatons, Victor and Rahne, have a very... interesting...time in Hogwarts. And they talk about those experiences. But because that godforsaken hat put them in different houses, they use Rahnes Owl, like alot.

 That's the fic. 

It's supposed to be funny and a bit bitter. Fuck you JKR.

Eule=Owl. Funny joke that works in German. Very funny indeed.Domínio Público

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The Merging: Hackles Academy Of Witchcraft And Wizardry., de TwistedSoul2

A disaster at hogwarts has the boy who lived meeting the worst witch. Canon? What canon? Outrageous dumbledore snape has had enough Mildred is her usual clumsy self Sassy harry Hermione can't chant There's a lot of frogs Lucius just wants to knit godammit Hecate is just confused Pippa is an angel Ada is a sweetheart Julie is a BAMF Drarry Mumbroom This was all written in fun, it's a complete crackfic. If you're looking for something light-hearted and funny then this is probably the fic for you. Co-written by my best friend Julie.

꧁ʙᴏʀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ꧂ , de niamh45621

- ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴜs ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ғᴀɴғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ "You. Me. Hogsmeade. Tomorrow" Romie demands, leaving no room for objection. Regulus slowly lifts his head from his book, briefly wondering if he's managed to land himself into a similar alternate dimension, "Come again?" He mutters dumbly, ignoring the crude jokes from his friends, focusing intently on the determined glow of violet in front of him, "You heard me, Black. I'll be at the Three Broomsticks. Don't keep me waiting" ***************** 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 Romie Lupin is fed up of her brother interfering with her love life because he's getting nowhere with his own, and seeks out help from Regulus Black. ***************** (This story may include mature content and emotional triggers that could cause distress towards the reader)

Simple and Young, de diasymelody56987

Follow the story of Laura Belmont, a fifth year Hufflepuff, in the Harry Potter Universe. This fan fiction starts with the third book of Harry Potter. It does not always explain what happens in every details, as I didn't want to take entire paragraph from the books. Raised as an only child by her mother, Laura has lived difficult times before Hogwarts; being harassed at school because of her body and some family drama at an early age. She has changed, has taken confidence and make friends. The fifth years Hufflepuff have a strong friendship, the seven of them, and will grow with Laura until the Battle of Hogwarts, when the fan fiction touches its end. This is not a fixing fanfiction. I changed some things that didn't make any sense to me, but just so you know, some characters will still die! !!There is (very) light smut in a few chapters!! I didn't describe the characters to let the reader imagine them as they want. LGBTQIA+ representation. This story is also available on AO3. (English isn't my mother tongue, so please forgive the mispelling or wrong use of terms)

just lovers like we were supposed to be , de Remus4ever

!!! I do not own this work. this is by zeppazariel on Ao3 !!! (I also don't own the cover art, it's off of Pinterest) ✔️completet Regulus closes his eyes and shakes his head again, looking pained, then he opens them and sighs. "And your solution to this is me? Pretending to be my boyfriend?" "Yeah. It's actually bloody brilliant, if you think about it. Everyone will leave happy. I'm going to fake date my way into falling in love," James announces grandly, sticki his hand out and waving it through the air like he's presenting a banner. *** Or, the one in which James Potter wants to prove he'd be a good boyfriend to Lily Evans and comes up with the brilliant plan to fake date Regulus Black his way into falling in love. It doesn't quite go as anyone expects. Task failed...successfully?

pringles || a jegulus texting story, de reggiesadvocate

i'm gonna try to write a proper description. don't take this seriously at all really i wrote this for a laugh that's all (i was also 14 so i don't recommend this its kinda cringy) crackfic fr this is not a full on texting story, there's some real life action going on and also some texting in the middle of some chaps. :) in which regulus black has a crush on his brothers best friend and met a nice strange online who understands what he's feeling. what regulus didn't know though is that this stranger, is not a stranger at all. also cover by @-raslikeraspberry- <3

𝕿𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖗 - ʳᵉᵍᵘˡᵘˢ ᵇˡᵃᶜᵏ, de justmegann

- 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐑 | ❝ 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 ❞ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋'𝐒 hands never stop shaking; the result of a 'horrible, tragic accident', at least, that's how her so-called parents choose to remember it. in a final attempt to escape their grasp, theona and her brother, sebastian, flee to london and she enrolls in hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. there, she meets a group of self-proclaimed miscreants and, for the first time in her life, hears the name regulus black. a name she'd hear many more times in the coming years-mostly off her own tongue. cover by me (regulus black x fem oc) marauders era au disclaimer ! i do not own any canon harry potter characters or plot points, i only own theona bell, my other ocs, and my plots. #1 in rab: july 8th, 2024 #3 in harrypotter: april 10th, 2025

Pretty Boy {Jegulus}, de Qu33nOfClouds

this was originally posted on AO3 (by me) but i thought maybe wattpad would like it as well!! "Hey! Watch where you're going, Black" James laughed. He rubbed his him with a sore face and unbuckled his helmet. "How do you know my name?" his best friends sharp voice cut through the ice rink. James Potter and Regulus Black, will they fall in love? (yes, they will) college AU, Ice skating AU, modern Au, yk, all the good stuff

𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐚 || 𝘳.𝘢.𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬, de iloveseattleellie

philophobia-the fear of falling in love or becoming emotionally connected to someone... ~~~ This is a story you've heard before, passed down through generations, about a young girl and a young boy who utterly despise each other. Then, somehow, they see that past the walls they've both built up, they can learn to love each other through anything. And they fall apart, one breaking the other only to actually break themselves. When all feels lost, the two reunite and live happily ever after. This story you've heard before. Only difference is, this 𝒊𝒔𝒏'𝒕 that story. ~~~ Where James Potter's younger sister unexpectedly falls for the infamous Regulus Black. -violence -strong language -sexual content

Queen Of Death, de Sincerely_izzy20

Fanfiction of Harry Potter, I do not own it. Credit goes to J.K Rowling for creating such a masterpiece. This is a fanfiction and is not the real (partly sadly) so please don't take anything you don't agree with siriusly. Because i'm nice i will tell you a little of what the story is about. Harry was going to the living room of black manor where he and the order of fried chickens live. When he overheard there convosation. His so called family were lying to him, those b- (Language iggy). You get what i mean.

Saving him, de lilyswift5

This idea just popped into my head sorry if it's bad. Regulus saves James. Jegulus. Love between the two and the dramatic parting. It's better than the description I hope. I don't own these characters but the idea did come to my mind by itself sorry if it's already around. Word count: 10 610

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The Merging: Hackles Academy Of Witchcraft And Wizardry. cover

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Simple and Young cover

just lovers like we were supposed to be cover

pringles || a jegulus texting story cover

𝕿𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖗 - ʳᵉᵍᵘˡᵘˢ ᵇˡᵃᶜᵏ cover

Pretty Boy {Jegulus} cover

𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐚 || 𝘳.𝘢.𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 cover

Queen Of Death cover

Saving him cover

The Merging: Hackles Academy Of Witchcraft And Wizardry.

A disaster at hogwarts has the boy who lived meeting the worst witch. Canon? What canon? Outrageous dumbledore snape has had enough Mildred is her usual clumsy self Sassy harry Hermione can't chant There's a lot of frogs Lucius just wants to knit godammit Hecate is just confused Pippa is an angel Ada is a sweetheart Julie is a BAMF Drarry Mumbroom This was all written in fun, it's a complete crackfic. If you're looking for something light-hearted and funny then this is probably the fic for you. Co-written by my best friend Julie.