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Reads 43
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Parts 2
Time 6m

FacetiousChaosFlies

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Two german exchange students from Beauxbatons, Victor and Rahne, have a very... interesting...time in Hogwarts. And they talk about those experiences. But because that godforsaken hat put them in different houses, they use Rahnes Owl, like alot.

 That's the fic. 

It's supposed to be funny and a bit bitter. Fuck you JKR.

Eule=Owl. Funny joke that works in German. Very funny indeed.Public Domain

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pringles || a jegulus texting story by reggiesadvocate

welcome aboard! in which regulus black has a crush on his brothers best friend and met a nice stranger online who understands what he's feeling. what regulus didn't know though is that this stranger, is not a stranger at all. as i'm re-reading this in 2025 it is great to keep in mind that this was published in 2021! want to go back in time and see jegulus peak while experiencing the quarantine all over again? well this is for you! i have thought MULTIPLE times about rewriting this but honestly? the bad writing and the cringiness was the best part of this fic. also cover by @-raslikeraspberry- <3

𝕿𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖗 - ʳᵉᵍᵘˡᵘˢ ᵇˡᵃᶜᵏ by justmegann

- 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐑 | ❝ 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 ❞ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋'𝐒 hands never stop shaking; the result of a 'horrible, tragic accident', at least, that's how her so-called parents choose to remember it. in a final attempt to escape their grasp, theona and her brother, sebastian, flee to london and she enrolls in hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. there, she meets a group of self-proclaimed miscreants and, for the first time in her life, hears the name regulus black. a name she'd hear many more times in the coming years-mostly off her own tongue. cover by me (regulus black x fem oc) marauders era au disclaimer ! i do not own any canon harry potter characters or plot points, i only own theona bell, my other ocs, and my plots. #1 in rab: july 8th, 2024 #3 in harrypotter: april 10th, 2025 #20 in wolfstar: sept. 22nd, 2025

Queen Of Death by Sincerely_izzy21

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A Pureblood's Guide to Dating the Brothers Black by Ethereal6513

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Pretty Boy {Jegulus} by Qu33nOfClouds

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꧁ʙᴏʀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ꧂ by niamh45621

- ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴜs ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ғᴀɴғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ "You. Me. Hogsmeade. Tomorrow" Romie demands, leaving no room for objection. Regulus slowly lifts his head from his book, briefly wondering if he's managed to land himself into a similar alternate dimension, "Come again?" He mutters dumbly, ignoring the crude jokes from his friends, focusing intently on the determined glow of violet in front of him, "You heard me, Black. I'll be at the Three Broomsticks. Don't keep me waiting" ***************** 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 Romie Lupin is fed up of her brother interfering with her love life because he's getting nowhere with his own, and seeks out help from Regulus Black. ***************** (This story may include mature content and emotional triggers that could cause distress towards the reader)

just lovers like we were supposed to be by Remus4ever

!!! I do not own this work. this is by zeppazariel on Ao3 !!! (I also don't own the cover art, it's off of Pinterest) ✔️completet Regulus closes his eyes and shakes his head again, looking pained, then he opens them and sighs. "And your solution to this is me? Pretending to be my boyfriend?" "Yeah. It's actually bloody brilliant, if you think about it. Everyone will leave happy. I'm going to fake date my way into falling in love," James announces grandly, sticki his hand out and waving it through the air like he's presenting a banner. *** Or, the one in which James Potter wants to prove he'd be a good boyfriend to Lily Evans and comes up with the brilliant plan to fake date Regulus Black his way into falling in love. It doesn't quite go as anyone expects. Task failed...successfully?

𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐚 || 𝘳.𝘢.𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 by iloveseattleellie

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