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Updated version out now! Slight change in plot and writing style and more detail! Pls read!

Zhongli has been shut up in Liyue for a thousand years and he refuses to go anywhere outside of Liyue. But as old age is getting to his mothers, he needs to take charge of the throne. His mothers know he is incapable of ruling alone and they extend a hand in marriage to the other nations. Of course, the rumors circling this mysterious prince are strong and many nations reject it until it is taken up by Tsaritsa, current Queen of Snezhnaya. Her eldest, Childe, has specifically requested a man to marry. And many of the other nations have rejected too. So she takes it up and anxious Zhongli gets sent to Snezhnaya to marry Childe. But Zhongli is also holding a secret that can endanger the possibility of marriage as a whole. And what happens when a princess of a neighbouring kingdom plans to sabotage the whole wedding?All Rights Reserved

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Always and Forever / ZhongChi by aestheticbubbl3s

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Can I Love You ? (Kazuscara) by Estelle273

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•°GOLDEN SOVEREIGN°•(TWST X GI) by GACHAWOLFY896

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Not so lifeless anymore, eh? by Seikatsu_Myujirou

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