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This isn't real

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Updated version out now! Slight change in plot and writing style and more detail! Pls read!

Zhongli has been shut up in Liyue for a thousand years and he refuses to go anywhere outside of Liyue. But as old age is getting to his mothers, he needs to take charge of the throne. His mothers know he is incapable of ruling alone and they extend a hand in marriage to the other nations. Of course, the rumors circling this mysterious prince are strong and many nations reject it until it is taken up by Tsaritsa, current Queen of Snezhnaya. Her eldest, Childe, has specifically requested a man to marry. And many of the other nations have rejected too. So she takes it up and anxious Zhongli gets sent to Snezhnaya to marry Childe. But Zhongli is also holding a secret that can endanger the possibility of marriage as a whole. And what happens when a princess of a neighbouring kingdom plans to sabotage the whole wedding?All Rights Reserved

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Seven Months in Heaven [Zhongchi/Tartali] by xTeaAndSconesx

For Childe, the only thing more difficult than completing a mission in a nation where he's hated, is completing a mission in a nation where he's being threatened with imminent deportation. Out of alternatives and with failure not an option, the only way he can hope to remain in Liyue is by entering a relationship with one of its' residents. He can think of only one person eccentric enough to go along with such a suggestion. OR: The inherent awkwardness of undertaking a secret mission while falling in love with the guy you're fake dating for your residency permit. Cover art commissioned from 1ss1k1_gn on Twitter!

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DUTY | 𝗔 Chili 𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗰 | GENSHIN IMPACT by dxbleblack

"I love you." "You can't." Zhongli x Childe , Xiao x Aether, Scaramouche x Mona , Xingqiu x Chongyun , Beidou x Ningguang Please do not hate on any ships included in the fanfiction, they are purely my opinion. TW: This fanfiction contains violence and depictions of mature topics. I DO NOT OWN ANY DISPLAYED ARTWORK OR CHARACTERS UNLESS SPECIFICALLY STATED. ALL ART BELONGS TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNERS.

Always and Forever / ZhongChi by aestheticbubbl3s

TW: smut, indications that sex happened, SA, mentions of r@pe, self-harm, and use of the f-slur, if you don't want to read any of this, please don't read my fanfiction. Tartaglia had never been one for romance stories, he'd never imagined he'd find love with someone as out of the ordinary as ex-archon, Zhongli. He certainly never thought that love could be this difficult, it had never been this way in previous relationships, so what was going on with this one? He never knew that love could be so complicated, he grew up with the perfect model of a happily married couple, his parents never fought, so he just couldn't quite figure out why he and Zhongli had trouble not fighting. But even so, he still loved Zhongli with his whole heart, even though he claimed to hate him at times. ⚠️I don't own the cover art!! I tried looking for credit but I found it on google and I couldn't find the credit anywhere, if you know who drew it, please tell me so I can give proper credit!⚠️

Not so lifeless anymore, eh? by Seikatsu_Myujirou

emotionless Tartaglia x Zhongli who tries to help him express himself and get a life. Or, Tartaglia has been weighed down from the past since the beginning, Zhongli has to teach him how to feel again (and get a life!!). Also, a heads up, Childe isn't mute in this story. He just doesn't talk like that one quiet kid- There are spoilers in this fanfic btw. More specifically, the archon quest in Liyue. Aka the "Farewell, Archaic Lord" quest and "A/The new star approaches.

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Can I Love You ? (Kazuscara) by Estelle273

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Love Me With Your Sweet Lies [Zhongchili] by xTeaAndSconesx

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Seven Months in Heaven [Zhongchi/Tartali]

For Childe, the only thing more difficult than completing a mission in a nation where he's hated, is completing a mission in a nation where he's being threatened with imminent deportation. Out of alternatives and with failure not an option, the only way he can hope to remain in Liyue is by entering a relationship with one of its' residents. He can think of only one person eccentric enough to go along with such a suggestion. OR: The inherent awkwardness of undertaking a secret mission while falling in love with the guy you're fake dating for your residency permit. Cover art commissioned from 1ss1k1_gn on Twitter!