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This isn't real

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Zhongli has been shut up in Liyue for a thousand years and he refuses to go anywhere outside of Liyue. But as old age is getting to his mothers, he needs to take charge of the throne. His mothers know he is incapable of ruling alone and they extend a hand in marriage to the other nations. Of course, the rumors circling this mysterious prince are strong and many nations reject it until it is taken up by Tsaritsa, current Queen of Snezhnaya. Her eldest, Childe, has specifically requested a man to marry. And many of the other nations have rejected too. So she takes it up and anxious Zhongli gets sent to Snezhnaya to marry Childe. But Zhongli is also holding a secret that can endanger the possibility of marriage as a whole. And what happens when a princess of a neighbouring kingdom plans to sabotage the whole wedding?All Rights Reserved

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•°GOLDEN SOVEREIGN°•(TWST X GI) by GACHAWOLFY896

"Gold is the color of my heart......do you think it can be broken??....." -------------------------- A cozy night in Liyuu...the traveller had already gone for his next destination with his companion.....the streets were dark as the tired and exhausted funeral consultant made his way towards his apartment to sleep his exhausting day off during his way suddenly heavy rain started to pour as he half-heartedly decided to find a place to rest for awhile and for the rain to slow down the pretty consultant came across a tree and decided to wait there as he sat down he found a broken mirror as the consultant pick it up with care and look at it curiously and suddenly everything went dark................. --------------------------- how would the pretty consultant react if he came across a world different than his.. find some people who need help.....make friends and maybe more most importantly if he were to babysit a boy and his great mage familiar......... --------------------------- *twisted wonderland and genshin impact does not belong to me and I only own this story* *this story is truly fictional but I will try my best to make the twisted wonderland game plot as same as in the game however the dialogues would be written by me* *zhongli will have a love interest but it will come slowly and eventually and I will tell who it is* *It is not an harem book zhongli will only have one love interest the other would be like his children or family*

ChiLi | Beauty and the Beast. by I_Yuzukii_I

As the prince of Snezhnaya's castle got shroud in darkness, he was doomed to find true love to unleash its immoral curse held. As that one on Liyue, stale for an intoxicating feat, about to width it towards this. Would he venture across different paths with numerous people, dangerous situations to have its achievement owned? Would he wait for years, afar from people to do matters on their predictable ways to then notice someone as its intent? Will they be destined to successfully conclude it together? No matter the ending is .. It's the way they did it with each other.

Love Me With Your Sweet Lies [Zhongchili] by xTeaAndSconesx

After Zhongli's identity is revealed to be more than he was led to believe, Childe endeavours to avoid Zhongli for the remainder of his stay in Liyue, and to forget all that passed between them. However, Zhongli refuses to let matters drop quite so easily, insisting on "talking" and "working things out". Why can't things ever be easy? * * * Please note this fic contains BOTH dynamics aka switch. Also unlike my other works it does contain NSFW scenes, so is 18+ only, thanks!

Of Calm Calamities by ahyescaffeine

It's been a few weeks since Childe has 'completed' his mission, and yet, he can't convince himself to leave just yet, especially since the Tsaritsa hasn't called him back to Snezhnaya, so he remains in Liyue. He remains in Liyue, where he has friends and coworkers, and most importantly, Zhongli. That is, until it all comes crashing down. Credit to @esqurell on twitter for the cover page

Bound by Contract || Childe x Zhongli || Genshin Impact by 1person7_6

'We are bound to each other by a contract.' Though Teyvat has yet to be but Mondstadht and Liyue, the world is vast. However, what happens to the rest of the world doesn't concern Childe. In his mind, he only cares for battles, wars, and blood. Perhaps the motivation is to protect his family, or, perhaps, the motive is revenge on the creature that lays in the abyss, waiting to strike at any moment. Or perhaps, he wishes to accomplish both and understand the contract set by him and Zhongli years ago despite not remembering the details. Meeting in the rain, the two placed an agreement upon themselves without an idea of how much destruction would take place. 'If either of us broke the rules set in the contract, we shall suffer the Wrath of the Rock.'

His Eyes Never Change (Gold like Cor Lapis, Blue as Noctilucous Jade) by stars_atdawn

10/02/2024 - MAJOR EDITS DONE - Guizhong's adeptus form has been changed, previous chapters affected include Chapters 20 and 22 It takes a lot to catch Tartaglia, 11th of the Fatui Harbingers, off guard. Between surviving three months with the monsters of the Abyss at age fourteen, fighting his way up from square one through the ranks of the Fatui to his current position, and maintaining his façade as "The Greatest Toy Salesman in Snezhnaya" in the eyes of his youngest and most mischievous brother; yes, it would take a lot to find him in a truly tight spot. Waking up in a body that existed nearly 3,700 years ago in the land that had yet to become Liyue? That would be disorienting even for a god. And speaking of gods, the only person he can turn to happens to be one. Here's hoping that the younger Zhongli is as friendly as the one Childe has grown close to. Arc 1: Dreams, Incense, and the Gods (Ch. 1-13) Arc 2: Secrets Beneath the Clouds (Ch. 14-23) Arc 3: Unearthed Truths (Ch. 24-32) Arc 4: Days of Gold (33-39) Arc 5: When the Dust Settles (40-???) Cross posted here from ao3. I'm curious to see how the communities differ. Written/planned prior to 3.4 ⭐️ I am the artist who drew the cover art ⭐️

You Can Do It Chongyun! [School AU] by TheFlyingJaybird

[COMPLETED ◌ March 16 2021] (Warning, in this story both travelers have ships of both AmberxLumine, and DilucxAether. If you have a problem with such a minor part in the story please leave or ignore it. If you comment on it your comment will get deleted. Now, enjoy) Chongyun has a crush, and everyone except the one he has a crush on. His friends try to encourage Chongyun to ask Xingqiu out, but will he actually mange to do it? Valentine's Day will put this all to the test!

The Bet (Kaebedo) by Estelle273

Kaeya made a bet with his friend that he could make the class genius fall in love with him... But what if nothing happens like he planned ? °°° This story focuses on the Kaeya x Albedo ship in a modern AU ! (Other ships included : Zhongchi, Thomato, Jealuc, Ittosara, Xiaother, Ayalumi ; except for Zhongchi, these ships are very minor to the story so even if you dislike them it shouldn't bother you too much) English isn't my first language so please excuse my mistakes 😅 Enjoy ❤️ ! °°° Started on : 05/05/2022 Ended on : 06/29/2022 °°° Rankings : n°1 in #kaebedo (06/19/2022)

Just this once | Kazuha × Scaramouche by yurisuu_

◎𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕◎ The wanderer was wanted and chased by the Shogunate's army. There was too much of them. He thought it was his end. But familiar lightning knocked the soldiers down and saved the white-haired wanderer. Arriving at Liyue, they decided to help each other as much as they can. Will the white-haired wanderer shake the puppet's soul? Kazuha x Scaramouche fanfic Some angst No smut I hope anyone reading this will enjoy!! THIS WAS WRITTEN BEFORE THE 2.5 UPDATE, ANY CONTENT REGARDING KAZUHA AND SCARAMOUCHE THAT ISN'T REVEALED MAY CONTRADICT THE PREDICTIONS AND STORIES FROM THIS FANFICTION!

A Dance With The Fatui (Il Dottore x reader) by OpalescentFlower

Prime was a lonely harbinger. He wanted someone to 'love' but never had the time to seek out or maintain a relationship. So he did what he does best: make a clone do it for him. After many unsuccessful 'relationships' the clone was left to scavenge around for any possible suitors. This eventually led to Y/N, who lived in a small village in Teyvat. Being forced to live with him was a pain. She had to learn how to deal with his antics. But how will things end for the two? (I started this fic almost 4 years ago, the writing will improve over time!!! I am going back and trying to rewrite the earlier chapters Currently finished 2 chapters) Cover art done by @/021sab on Twitter ©All characters rightfully belong to Mihoyo CO.

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•°GOLDEN SOVEREIGN°•(TWST X GI) cover

ChiLi | Beauty and the Beast. cover

Love Me With Your Sweet Lies [Zhongchili] cover

Of Calm Calamities cover

Bound by Contract || Childe x Zhongli || Genshin Impact cover

His Eyes Never Change (Gold like Cor Lapis, Blue as Noctilucous Jade) cover

You Can Do It Chongyun! [School AU] cover

The Bet (Kaebedo) cover

Just this once | Kazuha × Scaramouche cover

A Dance With The Fatui (Il Dottore x reader) cover

•°GOLDEN SOVEREIGN°•(TWST X GI)

"Gold is the color of my heart......do you think it can be broken??....." -------------------------- A cozy night in Liyuu...the traveller had already gone for his next destination with his companion.....the streets were dark as the tired and exhausted funeral consultant made his way towards his apartment to sleep his exhausting day off during his way suddenly heavy rain started to pour as he half-heartedly decided to find a place to rest for awhile and for the rain to slow down the pretty consultant came across a tree and decided to wait there as he sat down he found a broken mirror as the consultant pick it up with care and look at it curiously and suddenly everything went dark................. --------------------------- how would the pretty consultant react if he came across a world different than his.. find some people who need help.....make friends and maybe more most importantly if he were to babysit a boy and his great mage familiar......... --------------------------- twisted wonderland and genshin impact does not belong to me and I only own this story this story is truly fictional but I will try my best to make the twisted wonderland game plot as same as in the game however the dialogues would be written by me zhongli will have a love interest but it will come slowly and eventually and I will tell who it is It is not an harem book zhongli will only have one love interest the other would be like his children or family