Hyper-Christian Tales: Veggie Tales 2; The Awakening; Dominion

* After i wrote twilight and it was stolen from me i've been trying to get myself back on my feet living off my humble mansion in LA it's been really hard for me and i hope you donate to my go fund me; https://www.gofundme.com/f/i-really-want-to-play-dnd-5e-but-i-am-broke?qid=72d00d29a96c40aa451629f4998516b7 and I, Dr. Phil promise to give you only the best fanficion

*I am slaying every daywith my killer writing. I write smexy smut and my writing is very slay. Im so good at writing that im positive ill get traction. All "real authors" that tell me im never gonna make it better get out of my way!!

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*Recipe for bomb-ass brownies:
1 cup almond flour
2 cups granulated sugar (best if cane sugar)
14 oz bleach (for tang)
8 pints vodka (for more tang)
180 british grams nitrous oxide
1 arm (can be any sexual orientation)
6.46734 grams gasoline
7 cups hard word