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Hilarious Texts and Tales of Star Wars

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Parts 46
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Reads 12,534
Votes 332
Parts 46
Time 4h 43m

This is a sequel to Hilarious Texts and Tales of The Clone Wars, but featuring characters from all across the galaxy! Get ready for hilarious, adorable, and ridiculous moments with your favorite characters in Star Wars! Warning: These stories get pretty cray cray, but its gonna be so much fun!


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꧁𝙰𝙻𝚆𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 || 𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙺𝙸𝙽 𝚂𝙺𝚈𝚆𝙰𝚕𝙺𝙴𝚁꧂ by yoursuchaposer

"𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆...𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉" － 𝑼𝒏𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝐿𝑒𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑎 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑑𝑦 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎𝑠 𝐴𝑛𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛 𝑆𝑘𝑦𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑒𝑟, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐹𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑛 𝐴𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙． "𝙊𝙝 𝘼𝙣𝙞, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙚?" - 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙣 "𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚎, 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚍𝚒𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞" － 𝙰𝚗𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗 "𝘼𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧" - 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙣 "𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚗𝚘 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗,𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞" - 𝙰𝚗𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗 "𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲" - 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗻

Think Twice by JangoJoe

The chosen one, Anakin Skywalker, was found by the Sith before the Jedi. Now as war rages between the Confederacy of Independent Systems and the Galactic Republic, the stakes are higher than ever. Padawan Ahsoka Tano, finds herself face to face with the chosen one more times than she'd care to admit. But how much is fate and how much is choice? And what happens when they find out they might actually have feelings for each other? Story made by Jairyn on Archive Of Our Own Best ranking #1 Anisoka #1 Ahsoka #9 anakinskywalker #11 Darthvader

Lost Time (DISCONTINUED) by RaptrIG

"How are we gonna do it?" Ahsoka asked her favorite clone captain. "Do what?" He responded as his hand trailed down her lekku. "Make up for all the lost time." "Dunno, guess we'll just figure it out." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Warnings will be included at the start of scenes that may cause some readers to be uncomfortable. There will not be many of these scenes as this book is aimed towards 13-15 year olds. Expect this book to have Rexsoka fluff and lux hate. Other ships may be included but not talked about much. Excuse any spelling or grammar errors as my spelling is bad and typos may occur.

The Young Republic | A Star Wars Story by didi_banini_tt

Xena was done with fighting. She was done with the pain, hunger and basic need for survival. All of that stopped with the end of the war against the Empire. The Rebels had won and now she is enjoying the peace with her new friends, Leia, Han, Chewy, 3P0, R2, and Luke. As one of the last Jedi left in the galaxy, Xena and Luke were about to embark on a new journey to find other force sensitive children to rebuild the Jedi order. But all this changed when the Force decided to take Xena in another direction. More specifically, the past. Now Xena finds herself in the middle of the Clone Wars, where she meets old friends and new, family she had lost, and family she never knew she had. The future can be changed, and the heartache that the galaxy endured can be spared. Xena makes it her mission to stop the evil that is about to rise. Through all this, Xena learns the importance of trust, family and love. She undergoes trail after trail that opens old wounds and more questions that would hopefully be answered by her new master and fellow friends. xxx A star wars fan fic where the course of the original story is shifted to save the galaxy from great pain and fear. I do not own anything from the Star Wars universe. I just own my character and the story I write. I hope you enjoy this version of our beloved story. It is filled with intense moments of action, mystery, heartbreak and compassion. This is a story that teaches us that love, trust and faith is the cure to any evil disease. Current word count: 300k +

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Welcome to Coruscant Heights || DISCONTINUED by -emerxlds

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꧁𝙰𝙻𝚆𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 || 𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙺𝙸𝙽 𝚂𝙺𝚈𝚆𝙰𝚕𝙺𝙴𝚁꧂ cover

Think Twice cover

Lost Time (DISCONTINUED) cover

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Across the Stars cover

Learning to Live (COMPLETE) cover

Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars cover

Welcome to Coruscant Heights || DISCONTINUED cover

Back From the Future: Episode VI The Clone Wars - Ariel_Sojourner cover

ANGEL ~ ℂ𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕤~ cover

꧁𝙰𝙻𝚆𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 || 𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙺𝙸𝙽 𝚂𝙺𝚈𝚆𝙰𝚕𝙺𝙴𝚁꧂

"𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆...𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉" － 𝑼𝒏𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝐿𝑒𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑎 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑑𝑦 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎𝑠 𝐴𝑛𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛 𝑆𝑘𝑦𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑒𝑟, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐹𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑛 𝐴𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙． "𝙊𝙝 𝘼𝙣𝙞, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙚?" - 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙣 "𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚎, 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚍𝚒𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞" － 𝙰𝚗𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗 "𝘼𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧" - 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙣 "𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚗𝚘 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗,𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞" - 𝙰𝚗𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗 "𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲" - 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗻