so what if you made a deal with an omnipotent god and then got hit by a car

yes the title is part of the beginning plot. Updates will be a bit sporadic. There's no distinction between this being a self insert and a reader insert, said insert is gender neutral because I say sot but it's based off of me and how I would react Just a warning that the insert character will be a bit op because of plot reasons that will be revealed (dw they get semi-nerfed within the first few chapters). No insert x male, I see you sun wukong simps and I say back! Shoo!/j I'm a mei and red son lover at heart (I see red son as nonbinary, fight me about it).