[𝟭.𝟰] 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐄 ❘ {𝕛•𝕓•𝕓} ➣ [𝖜𝖋 𝖝 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗] - ༊*·˚Joyce - Wattpad

[𝟭.𝟰] 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐄 ❘ {𝕛•𝕓•𝕓} ➣ [𝖜𝖋 𝖝 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗]

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✪  BOOK 4 OF THE SAGE SERIES
✪  SEQUEL TO SCELESTIC
✪ 𝒲𝒜𝒦𝒜𝒩𝒟𝒜 𝐹𝒪𝑅𝐸𝒱𝐸𝑅 - ??


【𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦 - 𝘈 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘳                 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨】


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    ❝𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗰. 𝗘𝗺𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝘁,❞  

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 ➻ Where you put the magic behind you for good and continue raising your family with your husband, but you are forced to return to your old ways when you discover the truth about yourself and your past.








{𝚋𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚡 𝚏𝚎𝚖!𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛}All Rights Reserved

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Part One of the "No Tricks" Trilogy. Sergeant James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes AKA The Winter Soldier doesn't remember much of his past. You are a former SHIELD intelligence analyst with a troubled past who seeks to help him uncover it. What you don't expect is to fall in love along the way. (Bucky Barnes x Reader). Setting: After CA:TWS until/during/after CA:CW - 2014 - 2016. NOTE: As the events of this book take place over two years, there will be multiple time skips/jumps in order for the story to progress without getting boring or repetitive. Just a heads up if that's not your jam. My OC belongs to me, anything associated with Marvel doesn't; I just use them as my playthings. NOTE: This story is for people 18+. There are mature themes explored in this story including but not limited to: suicide, violence, trauma, and graphic sex. There are warnings above each chapter, but just forewarning you. If you are under 18+, I'd suggest you find something else to read: 1) I don't want to corrupt you. 2) I don't need angry parents/guardians coming for me. But ultimately I can't stop you if you do decide to read this story.

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[𝟭.𝟭] 𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 ➣ {𝕛•𝕓•𝕓} ❘ [𝖙𝖋𝖆𝖙𝖜𝖘 𝖝 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗 ] by accioscarhead

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Retrograde▸bucky barnes by nwildflowers

Magdalena Lierens appeared back from the Blip along with millions of others. With advances to technology, she is suddenly free of three-quarters of a century of brainwashing, eerily similar to the story of The Winter Soldier. Yet he knows nothing of her, and she knows nothing of him, except on the edges of dark, forgotten dreams that wake them up screaming. So when they cross paths, as normal civilians, they do not suspect that their fates have already been far intertwined. COSMIC series: 2023 ~32 total chapters cross posted to ao3

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[ʙᴜᴄᴋʏ ʙᴀʀɴᴇꜱ x ᴏᴄ] ᴇʟɪᴢᴀ ɢᴀᴛᴇꜱ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴍᴇɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʙʏ ʜʏᴅʀᴀ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴀɢᴏ. ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ꜱᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ꜱᴇʀᴜᴍ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇᴅ. ꜱʜᴇ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴏꜰ ʜʏᴅʀᴀ'ꜱ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇꜱᴄᴀᴘᴇᴅ. ꜱʜᴇ ʜɪᴅ. ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ. ɴᴏᴡ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴍᴏᴜʀɴꜱ ᴛᴏɴʏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ'ꜱ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ. ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ ɪꜱ ᴍɪꜱꜱɪɴɢ. ɴᴀᴛᴀꜱʜᴀ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴏꜰꜰ ɪꜱ ɢᴏɴᴇ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜰᴇᴡ ʜᴇʀᴏ'ꜱ ʟᴇꜰᴛ. ~temporarily complete~ waiting to see what's next for Sam and Bucky - ᴛᴏ ᴄʟᴀʀɪꜰʏ ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇʀ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ/ᴇɴɢᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴡ, ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ - !!!!-ꜱᴇᴛ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀʟᴄᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ ꜱᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ-!!! i DO NOT own any marvel characters

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LokixFem!ReaderxBucky IMPORTANT: A little message to those who may not have read the full description: You end up with one of them, not both. This is my first book, so I'm sorry if it isn't that good. THERE WILL BE TRIGGERS! Abuse, sexual assault, and rape. I will warn you at the beginning of those chapters, but it does contain some so please do not continue if it's too triggering! It will contain smut for all you naughty little sausages. It is also written with proper punctuation for people who HATE when it isn't like that (aka people like me). This takes place after Avengers and disregards any other MCU storyline. Okay, have fun. ------------------------ When an old friend from your past comes across you and offers you redemption, you decide to take him up on his offer. When he brings you to meet a new family, you find out people aren't always what they seem, nor do your past mistakes define you. But, just when you're feeling at home and happy, your past comes back to terrorize you. When certain parts of your past come back up, they reveal some surprising discoveries of things that made you who you are today. Aside from that, you meet a flirtatious god and a sweet soldier. When both seem to take a liking to you, who should you choose? Will you get caught up in the alluring magical frost giant? Or the sweet soldier with a heart of gold? ------------------------ Rankings: Five in #yourname Four in #lokixreader Three in #lokifluff One in #buckyfluff Two in #buckylovestory Three in #buckyromance Five in #lokiodinson One in #buckyxreader ------------------------ (I'm not 100% sure if Loki was under mind-control, but I like the idea so I'm going to do it) Storyline belongs to me. Cover belongs to me. All characters (except for Y/N and any other character I make up) belong to Marvel.

Untangling a Memory by abbystender

Bucky Barnes is finally starting to get back bits of his past with the help of Shuri, but it is jumbled and unclear. As he attempts to sort them, he struggles to put the pieces together to get his memories back and see what, if anything, was good about the life he had wiped away from him. As his dreams start reveal more detail, Bucky thinks he recognizes someone he's just getting to know now. Is it actually a memory or is he is trying to put together something that was never there? This is Book 1 in the Untangling series. Chapters for Book 2 - Untangling a Future - already being posted! Dec 2020 - #1 in #buckynat Feb 2021 - #1 in #buckynat Mar 2021 - #1 in #buckynat Apr 2021 - #1 in #buckynat May 2021 - #1 in #buckynat Jun 2021 - #1 in #buckynat Jul 2021 - #1 in #buckynat Aug 2021 - #1 in buckynat

I don't blame you. I never did. by Emwritez

"Why won't you go and talk to her buck?" "Because if I go in there and she tries to kill me... I'm not going to stop her" ~~~~~~~~~ Your found by the avengers in a hydra base. All the avengers know is that you are a highly skilled, deadly assassin, and yet they find you locked in a cell with nothing but a few clothes keeping you covered and your cat. They take you back to the compound hoping your on their side. Trying to find out what that can about you. Will you cooperate? What will they find out about the mystery woman they saved? And what happens when someone in the compound already knows who you are ? ~~~~~~~~~ Bucky x reader. Book 2 - out now!

Moon & Stars by JordynBBarnes

You look...happy? Bucky leaves Wakanda and returns to the States to try to figure out life again. Sydney is a newer member of the team that Steve hopes will help Bucky. Can he adjust to life after his time with HYDRA? **New chapters posted every Sunday** (AU/not canon compliant)

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