VILLAGE IDIOTS
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Last published Sat, Jul 23, 2022
VILLAGE IDIOTS follows five barely functioning adults as they try to protect their village from stray cats, a nit epidemic, the elusive Litterer and other catastrophes.
After countless village hall meetings, the Mayor of Dunfler ordered that a small Neighbourhood Watch group be set up, for dealing with the less important incidents that were seen as a waste of police time. Many thought it would be the dawn of a new age, where government officials were overthrown and pets would be free to
rule-ok, only Larry Hapkins thought that.
Three years later, Peter Murray moves into the neighbourhood with his daughter Beryl. Shocked by the dire state of the streets, Beryl convinces Peter to join the Neighbourhood Watch group and fix the mess.
What Peter wasn't expecting, was that he'd have to fix more than just the messy streets.
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