His Banana
  • Reads 523
  • Votes 19
  • Parts 4
  • Time 11m
  • Reads 523
  • Votes 19
  • Parts 4
  • Time 11m
Ongoing, First published Jun 25, 2022
A reference-filled psychological horror fan-fiction inspired by Tally Hall's "Banana Man".

I recommend listening to the song and being aware of events that occur in T.H.I.S. before reading.

[This is still in the making. It is still being refined, edited, and written as I go.]

[The main idea of this work was originally satirical. I would like to make a warm thank-you to the people who are helping me make this happen.]
All Rights Reserved
Sign up to add His Banana to your library and receive updates
or
#45joehawley
Content Guidelines
You may also like
I HATE YOU {BoyxBoy} by ThatLonelyGirl
25 parts Complete Mature
He's a Goodie-Goodie, And He's a Dirty Rich Boy. He volunteers at soup kitchens, He's never worked a day in his life. He would rather spend time with his grandparents on a sunny day at the lake, And He rather be alone in his room with one of his boyfriends. Welcome to the world of Zack and Dylan. Zack is that ultimate crazy popular, heart breaker type of guy that you just can't help but drool over even when you know you can't have him. He's openly gay and always speaks his mind. Even if it's telling you,"You totally look fat in that dress." He's not the nicest person in the world but he has his reasons... Dylan is the kind of guy that any girl would died to have. He's the old-fashioned, one step at a time kind-of guy that would never do you wrong. He spends his time helping others that are less fortunate instead of himself. He's sweet, kind, caring, and responsible. Everything any girl or guy would want. But if he so perfect why would he be so straight? But not only is his sexuality a problem to him, his whole life could be falling right before his very eyes. Can there possible be one or two little things that are bad in a Mr. Goodie-Two-Shoe's life? You can't be 100% perfect, now can you? Oh and one last thing... With there complete polar opposite lives, Is it no wonder that they HATE each other? ****THE SEQUEL IS NOW AVAILABLE TO READ**** (2020 Update: God I love that this is #12 in the stupid category. But seriously, this book contains a lot of toxic stuff so if you're going to read it just be aware. Also I wrote this when I was like 12 soooo yikes but that also means I was writing about things that I had no real knowledge of. Please educate yourself and if I do ever decide to rewrite this cursed book I will be sure to acknowledge some more of the things in this story that are a bit too much. Anyways, stay safe and enjoy the story if it's not too cringe for you lol)
You may also like
Slide 1 of 10
idiots || kaiisyourhomie cover
-It's Showtime- Beetlejuice x Reader !Completed! cover
I Got You ~Ticci Toby x Reader~ cover
CreepyPasta Parent Scenarios  cover
Creepypasta (Rewritten) cover
Reader X Eteled (Austinled) - Satire. Read desc. cover
BBS One-Shots cover
Our New Addition - A CreepyPasta Fanfiction. [DISCONTINUED] cover
I HATE YOU {BoyxBoy} cover
Creepypasta x Reader (A New Beginning- Book 2) cover

idiots || kaiisyourhomie

26 parts Complete

" 𝘐𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘴. 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰𝘰. " in this u guys were in love and too dumb to realize it lol - >Kaiisyourhomie x Reader >they/them reader >Hes still 19 in this whoops - -›ceo of starting fanfics as a joke and actually getting attention from them - Basics: y/n: your name n/n: nickname l/n: last name f/[x]: favorite [whatever] ie. snack, drink, show, etc.