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You're A Rockstar, Harry (Shrek x Voldemort)

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Note that I am not in any of the fandoms from which these characters are in. I haven't read nor watched the entirety of the HP franchise (but have viewed a few Shrek films when I was a 7-year old so I don't remember lmao). And I have zero experience in writing fanfiction. This was meant to be just a silly lil' joke, until I actually wrote it. Blame Asha & Vocaloid Thalia. They forced me to do it!!! /j

Please don't read this. For your sake, and for mine. 

I will never write anything like this again. 
Hopefully.All Rights Reserved

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You're A Rockstar, Harry
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