Stardust Crusaders x Modern reader

For context, your living in boring town going to a boring ass school with shitty parents with stuck up younger siblings. One night you wished on a shooting star for shits and giggles that you could go to the JJBA world hang with the crusaders in their world and by pure dumb fucking luck your wish was granted. How I don't fucking know. So you show up in the jjba world in a clean fit, a fresh new hair style, and some glowing ass skin. Then some how in the mists in your gawking you fail to realize that your falling out of the sky, scream, fall into the Kujo's yard from 30 feet in the air, get Scorpioned by Kakyoin's stand and manage to pass out from impact still somehow. When you finally wake up you're are tied to a chair, in a random room inside the Kujo household and the first thing you say when you finally see Joesph, Jotaro, Kakyoin, and Avdol standing in front of you (MENACINGLY) is "Shit on my dick"...Yeah you're a whole ass train wreck.