Oh, and I'm Actually Canadian
Imagination_land05
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  • Reads 260
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  • Parts 28
  • Time 2h 16m
Imagination_land05
Ongoing, First published Jun 27, 2022
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TommyInnit x Oc

One soccer ball and a set of terrible reflexes later and you got a bruise and a friendship to last a lifetime.

No smut
F L u f f
Angst✨
Swearing and occasional injury and nightmares about being abandoned. 
Trauma.

Hello. I do not post on Wattpad anymore but after everything came out about Wilbur and Shelby and how he abused her I'm going to put a disclaimer here. This story was made with the intention of being the character portrayed through a screen. I relate none of this to Wilbur as a person, only to the character we were presented. If anyone has a problem with me leaving this up message me privately and we can discuss. Thank you.
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Tommy loooooooves Wilbur's sister. I'm kidding but not really, I wasn't going to publish this honestly but eh who cares. I should give it a good description to attract readers but imma just let you guys read at your own risk, it isn't TW but it talks about abuse and panic attacks pretty consistently. It's all sfw and if Tommy has expressed or expresses he isn't comfortable with that let me know and I'll take it down. Love y'all.

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