The Fish Who Tried to Rob a Bank, Kill Obama, and Destroy Lithuania. - N8thegr8whiteshark - Wattpad

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The Fish Who Tried to Rob a Bank, Kill Obama, and Destroy Lithuania.

N8thegr8whiteshark

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N8thegr8whiteshark

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This book is about a fish who tries to rob a bank, tries to kill Obama, and tries to destroy a country and its government.

The reader will be reading in first-person and third-person.

Take a moment to realize this book is a joke. the title and actions of this book may or may (NOT) represent the thoughts or actions of the author. please don't contact authorities about this book.

Sorry for the short parts. I will make more parts for the book to make it upAll Rights Reserved

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FOOLISHLY IN LOVE WITH YOU

- Now his face was inches away from me as his breathe fanned my lips "I am sorry for this forgive me" he whispered softly in my ears Before I could answer his soft lips pressed on mine and a bunch of butterflies erupted in my stomach his one hand cupped my face I gasp at the sweet taste of his lips he did not rush as he softly move his lips with mine and I felt heat pooled between my legs More A word rang in my head He backed off but I could feel his breathe on my lips - "I am sure... it can fit both of us, and! We can keep the pillow between us so we don't... you know cuddle or whatever" I continue when he stays quiet not uttering a word "I don't want to invade your priva-" "You're not" I cut him off He sighs and stands up not making a move to come near me "Are you sure?" "we are not having sex oliver" I say sarcastically A hand slap on my face as I had realised what the fuck did I just said I could see his ears turning red even in this dark as he clears his throat Awwwww cute "welp that was inappropriate" I chuckle embarrassingly He smiles biting his lips Longggggg night ------ Oliver knightly the handsome CEO son of Mark Knightly is returning after many years, they say he never talks just few words and he's done, his stone cold face always keep eyes on everyone.. Chloe Bennet the bubbly and fun girl works in his company, She heard about his returning and she accidentally bumps into him and well coughs she was not very good with him not knowing the man was her CEO! while on the other end he? he falls for her. Hard The most fun and emotional roller coaster of "Foolishly in love with you" which would make you laugh and cry with chloe and oliver Warning: 18+ 9-Sep-23 • 1K 12-Sep-23 • 2k We're finally 1M!!!!!