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You Crazy Son of a Bitch | Ian Malcolm Fanfic

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AprilFusakoHullinger

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Dr. Lynette Williams, John Hammonds personal zoologist, is one day invited to an amazing new attraction that John has been working on for the last five years. After reluctantly accepting the invitation, she is introduced to three other doctors who have been invited to the island: Dr. Alan Grant, Dr. Ellie Sattler, and Dr. Ian Malcolm. All are amazed at what John has been able to accomplish in the five years he has leased the island 'Isla Nublar', but not all of them agree with the things that he is doing. In an attempt to change their mind, he sends them on a complete tour of the park. When the unthinkable happens.

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Unpredictable by Chaospossum

"Okay, come on now, Romeo. That's enough of that. Put your charm away now." "Only if it's working." Ian Malcolm/OC By Rachael Thomas @chaospossum

The Realization by Clarissa_is_broke

Takes place four years after the events of The Lost World. Ian and Clarissa Malcolm are peacefully living with their son Owen Grady who is now twenty-one and has enlisted as a Navy SEAL. After a lecture Alan Grant and Clarissa Malcolm did together, they were approached by a man offering to fund Grant's research if he gave him and his wife an illegal aerial tour of Isla Sorna. Upon telling Ian about what was going on, Ian was very against the idea, knowing that something might go wrong. Clarissa assured her husband that nothing would go wrong and it was a quick flight tour and no ground activity. Ian agreed and told her to contact him if something happened and he would immediately call their son to go get her. "No way in hell am I letting you do this, Clare." "It's just a plane. No ground activity. If it was anything but I would decline, I'll be fine." "You son of a bitch! This is why I shut down all of the projects my father wanted to do! People will die more than they already have!" "Why do the dinosaurs not want to hurt you, Clary?" "We've been trying to find that out for years, Alan." "Mom!" "Owen!"

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Hazel Grady, a frail but brawny 11-year-old girl, grows up on the infamous island of Nublar along with her father, Owen Grady, an animal behaviourist, and her mother, Claire Dearing, the park manager. After many years of living on the island, Hazel and her cousins suffer from a collection of traumatic memories that will remain with them for life. jurassic world 1-3 started : september 28th 2022 finished : april 10th 2023 edited : jurrassic world : ✅ jurassic world fallen kingdom : ✅ jurrassic world dominion : ✅ ( the title is based of the heathers song 'seventeen' but as hazel is eighteen in jurassic world dominion therefore i changed it just on this occasion ) oc x oc

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||Book 1|| Jane Grant, 7 years old niece of Alan Grant, is invited to Jurassic Park at Isla Nublar along with her uncle and Ellie Sattler. But that time she didn't know what she got herself into. While being at the island, Jane meet new people as well as living dinosaurs, one of them being her favourite specie when the power went out in whole park and dinosaurs are free to escape. What surprised Jane is the way Tyrannosaurus Rex named Rexy acted around her. Instead of harming her or worse, eating her, Rexy seems to like Jane's presence. But why? Started [12.3./23] Finished [3.5./23] AIN'T A LOVE STORY I do not own the film nor characters, mine is only my oc. Hope you like it and get ready for book two after finishing this one. <3

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(Set 4 years after the events of Jurassic Park, yes I know the film/book takes place 6 years later but I'm doing it by theatrical release) John Hammond invites mathematician Ian Malcolm to his mansion for a special request regarding the events of Jurassic Park. A hurricane struck on the island and wants to capture proof of the dinosaurs' peaceful environment as well as their breeding patterns. The old man couldn't think anyone better than to join the expedition than Ian Malcolm along with five other volunteers. What could possibly go wrong? I do not own the rights to the Jurassic Park franchise. All of it belongs to Universal Studios, Steven Spielberg, and Michael Crichton

Mister Chaos- Ian Malcolm by whiskersandtales

Your father is John Hammond and he invited you to visit his new theme park. You gladly accepted but you excitement vanishes when you see that his lawyer has invited your ex-boyfriend, Ian Malcolm, along. As if sitting in a car with your ex for hours on end wasn't difficult enough, everything erupts into chaos when a tropical storm hits and you and Ian are left to find your way back to safety together. Warning: this is my first story told from second person soo yeah This is a reader insert story. Disclaimer!! I don't own any characters or plot!! All rights go to the original creators. Started: August 1, 2022 Ended: August 16, 2022 #1 in ianmalcolm

Clever Girl | Jurassic World by kmbell92

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