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You Crazy Son of a Bitch | Ian Malcolm Fanfic

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AprilFusakoHullinger

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Dr. Lynette Williams, John Hammonds personal zoologist, is one day invited to an amazing new attraction that John has been working on for the last five years. After reluctantly accepting the invitation, she is introduced to three other doctors who have been invited to the island: Dr. Alan Grant, Dr. Ellie Sattler, and Dr. Ian Malcolm. All are amazed at what John has been able to accomplish in the five years he has leased the island 'Isla Nublar', but not all of them agree with the things that he is doing. In an attempt to change their mind, he sends them on a complete tour of the park. When the unthinkable happens.

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Dino Queen (Jurassic World Fanfic) by rebusiikkk

||Book 2|| Jane Grant decided to give it another shot and after many years came back on Isla Nublar to figure out why is Rexy acting around her differently than around others. And not only Rexy. What happens when one day the Indominus Rex escapes, cause problems but also goes search for the only person that ever cared for her? Who will Jane choose? Her beloved Rexy or a hybrid dinosaur she watched hatch and particulary raised? Can she protect the ones she loves? [Started: 12.2./23] [Finished: 24.8./23] NOT A LOVE STORY //WARNING⚠️: blood, killing, strong words, bad grammar// To me belong only my added character, others belong to film.

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A Shard of Amber by JupiterStyx

Y/n worked the dig sites with her father. Dinosaurs have always fascinated the young girl, so when the chance arises to visit this new park Hammond was opening up she just had to go. After a bit of begging Alan finally agreed to take her along. Y/n was overjoyed, however, what she saw on that island would rule her nightmares for years after. Prequel to my Owen x Reader stories. Takes place during the 1993 Jurassic Park movie. Mature for dino munchies. Word count- 20,804 enjoy :)

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Clever Girl | Jurassic World by kmbell92

(Editing incomplete) Jurassic Park went down in history as a disastrous failure, an idea with good intentions that went horribly awry. For Dr Alan Grant and Dr Ellie Sattler, the two were happy to return to a life strictly dealing with bones. Despite the terrible things they had come to witness, their love for the creatures that had once roamed the Earth had yet to dwindle and carried on into their legacy. Raised among two of the most world-renowned dinosaur experts, their daughter, Keira Grant is next in line to carry on the work of her parents. With a palaeontologist for a father and a paleobotanist as a mother, Keira's life is strictly dino-related from the time of her birth and it comes as no surprise when she decides to follow in the steps of her parents. However, Alan and Ellie never anticipated that their daughter would be roped into the same trap that they had fallen into all those years before. With the opening of Jurassic World theme park, Keira is lured to the appeal of working with the creatures she has learned so much about over the years, along with the promise from the park itself that things will be different this time around. With new safety precautions put into place, along with advanced technology, Jurassic World is deemed safe and the park is opened with Keira working among the herbivores on site. But things certainly begin to change when Keira meets up once more with ever-flirtatious and aloof, Owen Grady the Raptor Trainer as he steps into her territory. And unfortunately, the carnivores aren't far behind, especially one, in particular, that shows no mercy to anything with a pulse. Cover Credit: @tantarts

Clarissa Hammond by Clarissa_is_broke

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A dino friend (Jurassic Park Fanfic) by rebusiikkk

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The Lost World - Jurassic Park by Hiphop427

(Set 4 years after the events of Jurassic Park, yes I know the film/book takes place 6 years later but I'm doing it by theatrical release) John Hammond invites mathematician Ian Malcolm to his mansion for a special request regarding the events of Jurassic Park. A hurricane struck on the island and wants to capture proof of the dinosaurs' peaceful environment as well as their breeding patterns. The old man couldn't think anyone better than to join the expedition than Ian Malcolm along with five other volunteers. What could possibly go wrong? I do not own the rights to the Jurassic Park franchise. All of it belongs to Universal Studios, Steven Spielberg, and Michael Crichton

The Heir by Clarissa_is_broke

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