"Two for the price of one, baby~!" - lonelyhearts - Wattpad

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"Two for the price of one, baby~!"

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Reads 69,518
Votes 1,891
Parts 27
Time 2h 0m

Mature

ahri akali evelynn humor kaisa leagueoflegends lemonmaybe lol maleinsert malereader romance singlenotforlonglmao thriller

Two popstar, one a super not secret ninja and the other a literal demon. They both have their eye one ordinary guy, what could go wrong?

Obviously a few things.

This is akalixmaleraderxEvelynn

Big thanks to @benzywenzy69 for the cover! Go read his stories they dope frAll Rights Reserved

ahri akali evelynn humor kaisa leagueoflegends lemonmaybe lol maleinsert malereader romance singlenotforlonglmao thriller

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