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There are only a few things in life that I am absolutely accomplished at, three things to be completely honest, and two are very reliant on each other. One, is lying. When i was younger, I was always in trouble. And every single time I got caught, I would try to lie my way out of it. But to my dismay, I was a terrible liar as a kid. Until somewhere along the way, I developed an incredible talent of lying. Now, I can lie about anything, the words just slip out of mouth as if they were the truth. It’s second nature to me, it comes effortlessly. And it comes in handy a lot with my second talent, which is bullshitting my way out of any situation. I really don’t know how I do it, but somehow, I can create a perfect mix of my lies and my charming personality and get myself out of any sorta of sticky situation life throws my way. It’s also handy to help other get out of situations, and I’ve saved friends on more than a few occasions. And last but not least, is my most shining talent, my incredible and outstanding sense of defiance. Doing the exact opposite of what I’m told is something that is just so natural to me, it’s one thing that everyone knows about me. It’s like my mo, and I couldn’t be more proud of it. This fabulously innate quality is exactly the reason how I ended up parking my prized Mustang convertible in Jake McKinley’s parking spot for the eighth time in a row. It’s also hope I roped seven of my friends into parking in every space around his, completely blocking out every other spot that would qualify as remotely in his comfort zone. And it’s also how I ended up getting Jonathan Ushan’s phone number, which was basically the start of the whole whirlwind of events that is better known as my junior year of high school. Yeah, I guess I have a lot of explaining to do.