A Skele-ton Of Mishaps || sans x reader

Reads 65
Votes 6
Parts 3
Time 40m

Reads 65
Votes 6
Parts 3
Time 40m

It all started with a heart attack surprise in a Halloween store, and then an embarrassing trip over a fibula in your favorite bar. And then an awkward conversation while you were just trying to apologize. 
    
    And now you were there, at a monster party hiding in one hell of a messy closet. 
    Who's exactly? The very skeleton that plagued your existence. 
    
    "...uh...patella the truth, i know Pap's spaghetti draws in all of the humans but, i didn't think they would have an osteoblast in my closet."
    
    Well now if anything, you can't even look a prop one in the eyes anymore. 
    
    Or in which:
    
    You date a magical talking skeleton, but it takes quite a bit of embarrassment and persistence to open up his heart.
    
    
    
    ⚠️ cursing plus small slow burn (?) suggestive jokes
    
    
    writing a sans x reader in 2022...this is my life.All Rights Reserved

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It all started with a heart attack surprise in a Halloween store, and then an embarrassing trip over a fibula in your favorite bar. And then an awkward conversation while you were just trying to apologize. 
    
    And now you were there, at a monster party hiding in one hell of a messy closet. 
    Who's exactly? The very skeleton that plagued your existence. 
    
    "...uh...patella the truth, i know Pap's spaghetti draws in all of the humans but, i didn't think they would have an osteoblast in my closet."
    
    Well now if anything, you can't even look a prop one in the eyes anymore. 
    
    Or in which:
    
    You date a magical talking skeleton, but it takes quite a bit of embarrassment and persistence to open up his heart.
    
    
    
    ⚠️ cursing plus small slow burn (?) suggestive jokes
    
    
    writing a sans x reader in 2022...this is my life.

3 parts