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A Skele-ton Of Mishaps || sans x reader

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Parts 3
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Reads 68
Votes 6
Parts 3
Time 40m

adisappearingact

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It all started with a heart attack surprise in a Halloween store, and then an embarrassing trip over a fibula in your favorite bar. And then an awkward conversation while you were just trying to apologize. 

And now you were there, at a monster party hiding in one hell of a messy closet. 
Who's exactly? The very skeleton that plagued your existence. 

"...uh...patella the truth, i know Pap's spaghetti draws in all of the humans but, i didn't think they would have an osteoblast in my closet."

Well now if anything, you can't even look a prop one in the eyes anymore. 

Or in which:

You date a magical talking skeleton, but it takes quite a bit of embarrassment and persistence to open up his heart.



⚠️ cursing plus small slow burn (?) suggestive jokes


writing a sans x reader in 2022...this is my life.All Rights Reserved

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Silently Sleeping (Underswap!Papyrus x Reader) by GamerQueen2002

Underswap!Papyrus x Reader And some Fresh!Sans x Reader -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- It isn't hard to slip into a dream. You're happy with what your mind makes up and you stick with it until you wake up. Nightmares are hard to sink into. Death, tears, bloodlust, screams of terror and agony. You eventually wake up crying and wondering why your head would come up with something so sadistic. You're not in a dream. You never were. It's always been a nightmare. Always. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- "My heart fills so... empty." "Please don't do this, (Y/n)!" "I'm sorry I caused so much pain... but we both don't have to suffer anymore."

𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚎 by MerryJane8

(ᴠᴀʀɪᴏᴜs sᴀɴs ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀᴘʏʀᴜs ᴀᴜs x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ) ||ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏ ᴀɴᴅ sᴘᴏɪʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ʙʏ sᴀʏɪɴɢ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ "ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ."|| Life was merciful enough to grace you with an easy and mundane life of being the person behind the counter. Not that you hated burning both ends of the candle of serving customers, talking to the locals and restocking inventory. In fact, you would put it as just satisfactory. Sure it wasn't everyone's dream job to work in a simple corner store but, this was, in fact, a light tale of the misadventures of what a retail worker gets up to now and again. What more do you expect? Well, not a colourful set of skeletons setting foot in your store.

Soulbound || Sans x Reader by StrawberryMilkSnake

When a situation with a dying human ends up with you absorbing their soul, you panic (like any unprepared monster would). Suddenly Undyne is hunting you down, so you rope the mysterious skeleton next door into helping you. Which he does--in a very Sans way. And who knows? Maybe pretending to be his girl will pay off. | - Classic Sans x Monster Reader - Fake dating turns into real dating - One (1) very mysterious skeleton & one (1) very awkward reader - Papyrus is so sweet and innocent, I love him - Monsters really are in the wrong for killing children tho - I love happy endings and hate tension so expect an easy, relaxing read

What We Hope For (Sans X Reader) ✨UNDER EDITING✨ by Grace97721

Everyone has a happy ending. If you're not happy it's not the end . . . . •°•°☆°•°• Y/n (that being you) fell into the underground at the age of 13 and found refuge inside a hidden house in the snowy forest. Fast forward 10 years later still no one knew of her existence. That all changed within the span of a year. First there was a punny skeleton, then a child with a striped sweater, then chaos. Memories of the past resurface, A romance blossoms, Drama rises, Follow y/n as she learns again what friendship, trust, fun and love is. I HOPE you're up for it. •°•°☆°•°• [Warning the story is rated for older teens as it will have: - mild profanity - creepy descriptions - violence (ranging from mild to slightly graphic) - blood - murder - trauma - genocide - suicide (only in one chapter)] _______________________________________ Specials/Extra content: ⤵️ 🎃 Part 1: Available 🎃 Part 2: Available 🎄: Available 🍳 : Available 🔪 : Available Q&A : Available 🎃 Rewrite : coming soon _____________________________ Highest rankings: #2 xreader #1 Undertale #1 Sansxreader #1 Sansxfemalereader #1 Frisk #1 Determination #1 Asgore #1 Alphys #1 Toriel #2 Papyrus #2 Flowey #2 Undyne #2 sans ______________________________________ Credit to artists for cover and any chapter artwork. All characters except for the ones I create belong to Toby Fox, creator of Undertale.

Won't You Stay My Little Honeybun? by Krembell

You were the assistant to Alphys, her co-worker tinkered on a very curious machine in the same department you worked at, incidentally that co-worker was your chosen soulmate. His name? Sans, Sans the skeleton. You didn't really spend any time with him or rather he was purposefully avoiding you, knowing that he also knew you were soulmates tethered by a soulmate connection. The only reason he allowed you to be around was mostly because of your ability to put things into your memory with excellent accuracy to remember important things like a certain blueprint or a recipe for medicinal use. You had tried multiple times to befriend Sans but everytime he looked quite uncomfortable so you stopped trying to force him into a friendly relationship. One night you had been left alone with the curious machine as you had leftover work to do and one event led to another. You wish you hadn't cut the string.

Darkness' Eternal Bride (Gaster x Reader) by xsfolia

WARNING: THIS CONTAINS HIGHLY MATURE CONTENT (BLOOD, VIOLENCE) READ AT YOUR OWN RISK Money can change a lot of things. It can even change your destiny. Plunge yourself into a life of romance, science, disappearance and misunderstanding. ________________ "When you get better, I'd like to kiss you" ... Gaster only wanted to conduct an experiment. He surely didn't want his life to be taken over by weird feelings. He also wanted the only thing he couldn't really have. He wanted you. What will he obtain? Will his research finally be completed? Or will he have to start another one? As for you, will you be able to move on from the past? Words count: 81.390 Also contains mentions of nsfw [Rankings: #1 in #gaster (08/21/2022), #5 in #xreader (08/21/2022)]

✘ 'Two Connected Souls' Undertale Sans x Reader Soulmate AU by Bunny-Crystal

(DISCONTINUED) 'A young girl has just been living her life normally; until she turned thirteen--the age where you can find your soulmate. That was when this young girl and their parents--found out that her eyes not only changed colour, but she also had a tattoo/soulmark.' 'For years humans have been born with the ability to find their soulmates by eye colour. The first emotion you feel when you turn thirteen is the emotion that causes your eyes to change to your soulmate's.' 'Monsters have been able to find their soulmates by a tattoo of something that represents their soulmate. Humans, however, do not have tattoos unless they are a monster's soulmate. If this is the case, the 'soulmark' as it is referred to as, will only represent the monster soulmate and will be the single soulmark used to find the other half. A monster can find their soulmate by either of them touching the other's soulmark without having any bandage or piece of cloth in between them. Although rare, it is not uncommon for a monster to have a human for a soulmate--so what if Sans did?' WARNING!: This was a basic summary, I will be adding in a bit more information! Although this IS an 'X-Reader' fanfic, (and my first at writing one) I will be giving the reader heterochromia eyes. You will be able to choose what the colour of her right eye is--but for the sake of this story, her left eye will be green. 1st Book in a Series! AND YESS, the reader will be female. (Sorry guys!!!) I Do Not own Undertale, it is owned by Toby Fox! I do not own 'reader,' you do. (The cover art is the soulmark.)

Under Our Spell by Krembell

You, a Witch, owned a potion shop in Ebott city where Monsters, Humans and supernatural beings lived in relative harmony. You had once had a chance encounter with two skeletons Monsters but to your surprise, both of them were supernatural beings! Quite rare for Monsters to be. Even though you had a hectic meeting with the skeleton brothers, the three of you became quick friends. The vampire skeleton Sans helped you around your shop when he could while his brother Papyrus, a werecat, came around to show off his partners...? Yeah you thought it was a weird way for him to bring you extra customers but highly appreciated! Everything changed when one adorable blue skeleton invited you to a yearly masquerade party and something unlocked inside two skeleton's minds when they saw you getting all nice and comfy with another Monster. They couldn't let their beloved witch be taken away now could they?

I'm a Sans ( au sans x reader x au papyrus ) by KittycatTDH

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Opposites attract (Werewolf! Sans X Neko! Reader by sansismybae1818

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Silently Sleeping (Underswap!Papyrus x Reader) cover

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Soulbound || Sans x Reader cover

What We Hope For (Sans X Reader) ✨UNDER EDITING✨ cover

Won't You Stay My Little Honeybun? cover

Darkness' Eternal Bride (Gaster x Reader) cover

✘ 'Two Connected Souls' Undertale Sans x Reader Soulmate AU cover

Under Our Spell cover

I'm a Sans ( au sans x reader x au papyrus ) cover

Opposites attract (Werewolf! Sans X Neko! Reader cover

Silently Sleeping (Underswap!Papyrus x Reader)

Underswap!Papyrus x Reader And some Fresh!Sans x Reader -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- It isn't hard to slip into a dream. You're happy with what your mind makes up and you stick with it until you wake up. Nightmares are hard to sink into. Death, tears, bloodlust, screams of terror and agony. You eventually wake up crying and wondering why your head would come up with something so sadistic. You're not in a dream. You never were. It's always been a nightmare. Always. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- "My heart fills so... empty." "Please don't do this, (Y/n)!" "I'm sorry I caused so much pain... but we both don't have to suffer anymore."