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Beorian Tales 11 - O'Shawnessy's Banana

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Parts 13
Time 1h 32m

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O'Shawnessy, God of Mischief and Blarney, made an artifact - a banana - that was imbued with a part of his powers. It was also cursed by the Goddesses of Chaos and the Sea, so whatever laughter its mischief stirs up also brings disasters that happen in waves of increasing ferocity.  Our Tavern adventurers join forces with a group called The Misfits to bring that big bad banana back in line!  Will they succeed, or will their quarry prove too slippery to subdue?All Rights Reserved

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