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A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend
coming.
GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT
HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor
BOY: No, I want that your hymn book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have that one but maybe. you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO
TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie
BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5
MINUTES" while coming to school
GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled "I WON'T LET
YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe
Then............
DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all?
GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart &
intelligent.
DAD: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the table titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And
also the one on the dinning table titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka
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A Pretty Lie ✔️
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Meeting more people made her realize that not everyone is the same in this world but it also showed her how ambitious humans can be. She believed in patience and hard work and it brought her to where she dreamt of and she was determined to make her mother proud. Safiyya has another wish she prays to the Almighty every day which is to make her son Yousef better. The bond they formed was something she was thankful to Allah for. Being held in a marriage to take care of her son, she keeps experiencing more about her husband. Alfred Hill is an enigmatic figure that she looks up to and staying in the same house built up something different. He is still hunted by his past and has built a fortress around his heart but a certain green-eyed beauty seemed invisible before it. What if they experience more challenges that keep bringing them together? She wants to soften his cold heart and show him the light of the world that he missed while he wants to keep her away from the dark web called his life. Will their wishes be fulfilled when many secrets and vices keep coming their way? What if the family of the abandoned child shows up? What will he do? What if her family finds out about her marriage abroad? What will she do? Will this marriage have a happily ever after? "You are scared of falling in love again but don't you think that falling in love for the first time is more scary? I want to guard my heart too but it doesn't listen to me anymore," Find out, only in Stay with Me. A sequel to Stand by Me. 💝starting date: 1st January 2024. This is a sequel to Stand by Me and can't be read as a stand-alone. 😊
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