#1 LOL A MINUTE
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Ongoing, First published Jan 26, 2015
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A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend
coming. 

GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT
HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor

BOY: No, I want that your hymn book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"

GIRL: I don't have that one but maybe. you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO
TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie

BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5
MINUTES" while coming to school

GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled "I WON'T LET
YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe
Then............

DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all?

GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart &
intelligent. 

DAD: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the table titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And
also the one on the dinning table titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka
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