'Til Beth Do Us Part

"Speak now or forever hold your peace," I heard the preacher say.

God, am I nervous.

Slowly, I rise from my seat.

"I do!"

Gasps from everyone.

Shocked looks on the bride and groom's faces. Just surprise from the bride, but pure dissapointment from the groom.

"And what is the reason for this?" says the preacher.

"Because I love him.

"I love Carter William Evanston, and there is nothing you can say or do to change my mind.

"I have known him since he was a kid. And I know this isn't something he would do if he thought through what he's doing.

"He only eats white bread, hates tomatoes, and for his 12th birthday all he wanted were 2 All Time Low tickets, one for me, and one for him.

"I was also the one who drove him to this.

"I broke his heart.

"I sent him into this relationship.

"Carter, this is the biggest decision of your life. Are you sure you are seeing Beth standing there with you or are you wishing it was me?

"Because I wish it was.

"But the one thing I wish more than anything is that you will forgive me and end this right now."