D&D campaign story (session 1)

They started off at the entrance to the investigators guild where one member of the party - hence forth referred to as nome - immidiatly tried to attack the dragonborn of the party - named nova (this player won't be a continuous charictor throughout the story as they can't attend every session) The third member of the party - named Bob Jeff Cowalsky - tried to break up the fighting between nome and nova by tripping nome up. It was at this point I wanted to get on with the story so I had the guild master (named sherlock colmbs who has immaculate hair) disarmed the three party members and placed them on time out whilst the final party members - Clive and Angel - were greater warmly.

Fast forward, nome tries to fight the guild master and is promptly backhanded into a far wall. They chose a quest and went to the shops to buy some equipment before leaving, Clive being Clive managed to get 5 protective suits for free and said that they cost him 3 gold and so got the other party members to pay him 3 gold for a suit. They go to the sewer plant and find a small warforged who works there - named beep Boop by the party as that is the only way he can communicate - and promptly adopt him. When they go down into the sewers, they meet a very hungry rat witch attempts to eat the Arracocra, Bob Jeff Cowalsky, whilst 5 Zombies appear and start walking towards the party members. In the end 3 are nicked down and 2 are bearly alive. Everyone is woken up and start traveling further into the sewers. They find a split path at wich point nome gose right and the rest go left.

The group that gose left find a dragonborn stuck in a pipe who can't stop sneasing and lightly burns one of the party members. They return to the surface and resieve the reward of 15 gold.

Nome, who went right, sucseesded his saving through for being frightened and continues down the pipe. He is then eaten alive by something in the darkness