HJ Anti-Academic Anecdotes: Pure Intoxication
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SEE the Crystal Alevator, which transcends into the fourth dimension!
SEE the miracles of Rejuvenile, the new potion that sheds years off those who drink it!
SEE Minusland, the foggy reaches full of the spirits-to-be!
All this and more as potionsmith extraordinaire, Killy Kranka, and the Chosen One from the Academy of the Fantastical Mystics, Harriet Jinjur, try to save Miss Hazelnut from the dreadful effects of Killy's latest creation and bring her back in positive spirits!
And Harriet isn't too keen on what she did to the old Nutcase, much more than dealing with that soda jerk.
Cover art by Fitzgeraldo Sanchez
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The following story contains strong language, Excrescent Helmints, and takes place between Chapters 4 & 5 of Harriet Jinjur vs. the Academy.
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