HJ Anti-Academic Anecdotes: Pure Intoxication
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SEE the Crystal Alevator, which transcends into the fourth dimension!
SEE the miracles of Rejuvenile, the new potion that sheds years off those who drink it!
SEE Minusland, the foggy reaches full of the spirits-to-be!
All this and more as potionsmith extraordinaire, Killy Kranka, and the Chosen One from the Academy of the Fantastical Mystics, Harriet Jinjur, try to save Miss Hazelnut from the dreadful effects of Killy's latest creation and bring her back in positive spirits!
And Harriet isn't too keen on what she did to the old Nutcase, much more than dealing with that soda jerk.
Cover art by Fitzgeraldo Sanchez
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The following story contains strong language, Excrescent Helmints, and takes place between Chapters 4 & 5 of Harriet Jinjur vs. the Academy.
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❝So we've got Messrs Padfoot, Prongs, Moony and Wormtail ... and Madam Despa-three-toe. What the fuck, Exie, WHY?!❞ ❝My Animagus is a three-toed sloth! It's hilarious, put it on the fucking map, Black.❞ ▬▬▬▬ Nobody was quite sure how the Marauders came to be (although Exie Attia would like to take full credit for inviting James and Sirius into the group after an intense game of Gobstones). Whilst the boys had big dreams and would work days and nights to get it, Exie liked to think of herself as the mellow one especially because sometimes she literally couldn't keep her eyes open. Some people loved them, one person REALLY didn't but Exie Attia wouldn't change it for the world. With Fourth Year rolling around, Exie expected life to stay blissfully stagnant but that was just wishful thinking. After the shocking discovery that, despite sounding like the start of a bad joke, combining a narcoleptic with stressful Animagus training might not be the best idea, Exie finds herself excluded for the first time in, well ... ever. But even this might have been okay had a certain tantalising redhead not caught her eye... Yeah, Fourth Year might not go that well. [CREDIT TO JANICE SUNG FOR COVER ART]
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