The Paradise Health-Pipe
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This is like the Onion except it's all me.
The paper can be easily summarized by the sentence "You don't understand guys this glue just smells really FrEaKiNg GOOD!"
I warn you about reading this.
I'm not trying to say anything I just wanted to write some funny shit. Any message you take from this says more about you than it does about me.
I don't own anything I mention in the story/paper
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STOP! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! DONT COME AFTER ME BECAUSE I WARNED YOU. BUT IF YOU IGNORE THIS AND PRESS 'READ' THEN MY FRIEND... GOOD LUCK. I would like to share journals of two teens who can't figure out the bond between them. The teens are completely different in every aspect. He can barely afford to eat outside, while she chooses not to. He's happy with his life, while she is sick of it. He's a keen reader while she's a keen addict. Have fun reading about their lives, laughing at their jokes and weeping at their misfortune. These journals will potray that nothing goes by nature's rules.
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