This is like the Onion except it's all me. The paper can be easily summarized by the sentence "You don't understand guys this glue just smells really FrEaKiNg GOOD!" I warn you about reading this. I'm not trying to say anything I just wanted to write some funny shit. Any message you take from this says more about you than it does about me. I don't own anything I mention in the story/paperAll Rights Reserved