Shivering With Antici - SAY IT! - pation

Spying for the Order is taking its toll on Draco. To cheer him up, Hermione brings him to a midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show to participate in the virgin induction ceremony.

Draco is not amused.

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"Party bags." His lips twitched. "Aren't we a bit old for that? The last time I got party favors was Greg's eighth birthday."

"No, nothing like that." Her grin returned. "The party bags have toilet paper, rice, toast, squirt guns, a deck of cards..." She tried to remember what else was included. "It's been a while. I've probably forgotten some of the items."

"And what do we do with all that?"

She laughed nervously before answering. "Throw them at the screen."

"We throw toast at the screen?" he repeated in disbelief.

She nodded. "And shout at the film too, while it's happening."

Malfoy furrowed his brow. "Muggles do this for fun?"

"Some Muggles."

"Ah." His eyes brightened in understanding and he tapped the side of his nose. "The weird ones."

Her voice rose defensively. "It's a cult classic."

"So you're part of a cult." He chuckled at her scowl. "Are you one of the weird Muggles, Granger?"

Cover art by @goodnight-fraublucher