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The Hermits are in a group chat, what could go wrong?
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LETMESTEALYOURGENDER
Ongoing, First published Jul 04, 2022
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The Hermits are put into a group chat, chaos ensues.
Meanwhile Evil Xisuma and his band of cliché villains try and hack into the chat and accidentally get emotionally adopted by Grian, and somehow now refer to him as a mother.

Oh, and the Hermits are starting to get suspicious as to how Grian knows so much.
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