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The Hermits are in a group chat, what could go wrong?
LETMESTEALYOURGENDER
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  • Parts 14
  • Time 17m
LETMESTEALYOURGENDER
Ongoing, First published Jul 04, 2022
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The Hermits are put into a group chat, chaos ensues.
Meanwhile Evil Xisuma and his band of clichΓ© villains try and hack into the chat and accidentally get emotionally adopted by Grian, and somehow now refer to him as a mother.

Oh, and the Hermits are starting to get suspicious as to how Grian knows so much.
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