and my boss is right!

my boss said take a sleep early tonight
or tomorrow you will look like a lizard who lost the fight.
it's seven in the morning and I need to dress up right
no matter what I do, nerve-racking looks never say goodbye
all of these are due to sleepless night
then I heard my boss said "you see? i am right!"

my boss said take your meals a little lighter
or you will grow bigger like sumo wrestler
I took my dinner in the restaurant
and ate everything that my tummy wants
tasted everything that magnetize my eyes
spend the last centavo to satisfy my taste buds
stomach twinges from morn 'til night
again my boss said "i told you, i am right!"

my boss said get things done so fast
or deadline catches you up with unfinished task.
but my keyboard stumbled with my fingers touch
and stopped working when pleasures are vast
chatting with friends online attracted me most
working is never fun than liking a post
the day is over and nothing was done even a slight
now I begin to think that my boss is right?

my boss said when you talk over the phone be wise
or people will think my secretary isn't bright.
the phone rings one morning of September
and the woman over the phone asked me if my boss is around
though my boss is there i told her he's nowhere to find
make a call later and see if he's interested to have you in his sight
so surprised when she told me, 'i am his wife'
now I am almost convinced my boss is right!

my boss said secretaries need to be pretty
because that's what most guests wanted to see.
a young guy went to the office one day
asked me if it's alright for him to stay
and spend some time to talk with me
he said my pretty face he loved to see
and smile so sweet has lightened his heart
and this guy i met was so handsome and smart
now I am truly convinced
MY BOSS IS RIGHT!