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JOKES ON YOU (Five Hargreeeves FanFiction)

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Reads 129,252
Votes 3,061
Parts 30
Time 4h 36m

KenmaLangSakalam

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y/n, a commission worker in charge of assassinating people to stay track in the original happenings or known as the correction division. Well that's all in the past ever since she almost bombed the briefcase room as a form of resignation.

Not only is she lazy, crazy, the wife of Five Hargreeves, but also possesses the power that children had that was born on October 1st, 1983.

A/N Power will be explained later in the storyAll Rights Reserved

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BEHIND THE SCENE: ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜᴍʙʀᴇʟʟᴀ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍʏ || 𝗧𝗨𝗔 by TOKYOVIE_05

Katherine possesses a gift, or rather, she was meticulously designed to become the perfect soldier that Reginald had always dreamed of. She stands as the most formidable among them all. From the moment Reginald laid eyes on her, he knew the extent of her abilities. However, this revelation marked the loss of her childhood, as she was swiftly molded into a weapon. Her world now revolves around the confines of a crimson room, with only basic necessities like food and sleep, draining away her common sense. Secluded from the world, hidden in secrecy even among the Umbrella Academy siblings, she became an envious figure in a painted portrait - "the girl on the portrait." Her loyalty to Reginald knows no bounds, obeying his every command like a willing genie. Yet, behind her outward compliance lies a shadowy cloak of mystery, an aura of intrigue that hints at concealed secrets buried deep within her soul. Whispers in the shadows claim that her abilities defy imagination, veiled in uncertainty. Is she a prodigy of Reginald's brilliance, or an unearthly entity drawn to this world by inexplicable forces? Within the enigmatic walls of the Umbrella Academy, the truth of her existence remains a puzzle yearning to be solved. _____________________ "I can slice that throat of yours if I want to," Master Five murmured, his voice laced with a hint of danger. A daring smirk curved on Katherine's lips, as she coolly retorted, "Well, lucky me, 'cause you can't do shit with that chain tied around your pretty little neck." 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙎 𝙓 𝙊𝘾 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍 (𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀𝘿)

The Sarcastic Sparrow by kasksksjs

The Sparrow Academy where 8 unusual souls with incredible abilities lived. Number 1 - Marcus Hargreeves - Super strength and endurance Number 2 - Ben Hargeeves - The ability to summon eldritch creatures (Killer Tentacles) Number 3 - Fei Hargeeves - Crow manifestations Number 4 - Alphanso Hargreeves - Empathic Masochism Number 5 - Sloane Hargreeves - Gravity manipulation Number 6 - Jayme Hargreeves - Hallucinogenic Spit Number 7 - Christopher Hargeeves - telekinetic cube that can turn the room freezing cold and induce paralyzing fear without so much of a warning Number 8 - Y/n Hargreeves - Blood manipulation April 2nd 2019. Y/n Hargreeves and the rest of the Sparrow Academy become face to face with the ones they replaced known as "The Umbrella Academy" However Y/n Hargreeves becomes very fond of one of the Umbrellas known as Five Hargreeves... the enemy. Highest Rankings: #1 fivehargreeves #1 umbrellaacademy #1 viktorhargreeves #2 benhargreeves #26 lutherhargreeves #36 allisonhargreeves #49 diegohargreeves #7 Fictional #87 ynstories Started: 1st September 2022 Ended: 28th November 2022

𝖑𝖊𝖌𝖆𝖈𝖎𝖊𝖘||𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 by sincerelyoursnae

- chaos /ˈkeɪˌɑːs/ complete confusion and disorder: a state in which behavior and events are not controlled by anything|| in which a Number Eight leaves behind everything she'll ever know, and finds more about herself in the process. BOOK ONE OF THE LEGACIES SERIES ✁- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - warnings - cussing - abuse - grief/depression - violence ✁- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - btw this is an ocxoc my oc is not shipped with any main characters although it is noticed that oc has a tiny crush on vanya.

Forever by brntstrwbrry

{Five Hargreeves x Reader} (*Author from the future here!*I wrote these like literally four years ago and the cringe level is high so be warned. My writing has improved significantly since then but unfortunately I'm no longer active on Wattpad and have moved to Ao3. I would go back and rewrite all of these but I no longer have an interest in Five Hargreeves much less Umbrella Academy. So my apologies. Anyways I'd encourage you to go do something better with your time, but I honestly don't care. Have fun, and wear protection! Seriously!) You obviously are looking through the eyes of yourself, Y/n (and sometimes Five). This book is just kind of like one shots/Imagines. And there will be warnings and the word count at the beginning of each chapter. Also, this story is typically for female readers. One more thing. Thank you for putting your time into reading my story, I know my writing isn't the best but I try my very hardest to make each chapter perfect. Let me know if I let anything out and I guess enjoy. ⚠️(I do not own any of the characters, plot, setting, etc. Most of the storylines belong to me but I will say otherwise if they don't.)⚠️

The Breakup | Five Hargreeves x Reader Story by Wxnder_Storys

In the world of power and crime, Y/n finds solace in Five Hargreeves, her family's the Sparrows Academy's sworn enemy. Can love survive the deadly game of revenge can break up the chains of Five Hargreeves and Y/n and there past?

𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗜𝗦 𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘| ꜰ. ʜᴀʀɢʀᴇᴇᴠᴇꜱ (rewrite) by Whitefeather2007

"𝐒𝐨, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞?" "𝐓𝐫𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝." ~☂︎~ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴇɪɢʜᴛ, ʏ/ɴ ʜ̷ᴀ̷ʀ̷ɢ̷ʀ̷ᴇ̷ᴇ̷ᴠ̷ᴇ̷ꜱ̷ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴇʀ. Just because you can see the future doesn't mean you can change it. But that doesn't stop Y/n from dedicating her whole life to trying. Even if it ends up with her as a Commission assassin pitted against the group of people she once swore to protect. That is until she's forced to reconnect with her childhood annoyance, Five Hargreeves. Only after getting to know him does she begin to falter. Leaving Y/n with a world ending choice. A chance to change the future? Or the family-and boy she cares a little too much for.

The Freaks by tuastories101

Y/n is a young girl (21) who works night shifts at a local KFC. One day she is let out early by her boss and decides to take a shortcut by an alley. As she's walking she hears fighting and looks up only to see seven people with powers. One of them spots her and she runs only to get captured and taken to an academy only to find out she is one of them later on. She falls in love with one of the assassins in the family and they take it to the next level. THIS STORY WILL GET FREAKY!!

She's Mine by myromanticuniverse

"𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐱 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐲/𝐧." "𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐱𝐢𝐧𝐠?" ~~~ On the 12th hour of the first day of October 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact, that none of these women had been pregnant when the first day began. Sir Reginald Hargreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventurer, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible. 𝐇𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦. ~~~ Five Hargreeves x fem reader I own nothing of the series, except my own mc.

ATROCIOUS | FIVE HARGREEVES by Peters_suit_lady

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Waiting In the Future by Imaginethat08

Five Hargreeves, was bought at birth by Sir Reginald Hargreeves just like six others. Number One- Luther Hargreeves Number Two- Diago Number Three- Allison Number Four - Klaus Number Five- Five Number Six- Ben Number Seven- Vanye These children were all born on the same day, with their mothers not impregnated beforehand. Sir Hargreeves had bribed the various unexpected mothers to take their children for money. Seven women had agreed and these seven children would later be trained, tested on and save the world. Five wishes to time travel, however Sir Hargreeves had denied the idea. Five angry and wishing to prove himself travels in time alone into the future until he reaches a point in time which shocks him. The world had been destroyed. Five was alone with only Dolores the mannequin, until the Commission offered him a deal he couldn't pass up. While he is there he meets one of the best agents , trained since young and made perfect for the job. What happens when he breaks the contract and goes back to the past to save the world.

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BEHIND THE SCENE: ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜᴍʙʀᴇʟʟᴀ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍʏ || 𝗧𝗨𝗔 cover

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𝖑𝖊𝖌𝖆𝖈𝖎𝖊𝖘||𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 cover

The Breakup | Five Hargreeves x Reader Story cover

𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗜𝗦 𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘| ꜰ. ʜᴀʀɢʀᴇᴇᴠᴇꜱ (rewrite) cover

The Freaks cover

She's Mine cover

ATROCIOUS | FIVE HARGREEVES cover

Waiting In the Future cover

BEHIND THE SCENE: ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜᴍʙʀᴇʟʟᴀ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍʏ || 𝗧𝗨𝗔

Katherine possesses a gift, or rather, she was meticulously designed to become the perfect soldier that Reginald had always dreamed of. She stands as the most formidable among them all. From the moment Reginald laid eyes on her, he knew the extent of her abilities. However, this revelation marked the loss of her childhood, as she was swiftly molded into a weapon. Her world now revolves around the confines of a crimson room, with only basic necessities like food and sleep, draining away her common sense. Secluded from the world, hidden in secrecy even among the Umbrella Academy siblings, she became an envious figure in a painted portrait - "the girl on the portrait." Her loyalty to Reginald knows no bounds, obeying his every command like a willing genie. Yet, behind her outward compliance lies a shadowy cloak of mystery, an aura of intrigue that hints at concealed secrets buried deep within her soul. Whispers in the shadows claim that her abilities defy imagination, veiled in uncertainty. Is she a prodigy of Reginald's brilliance, or an unearthly entity drawn to this world by inexplicable forces? Within the enigmatic walls of the Umbrella Academy, the truth of her existence remains a puzzle yearning to be solved. _____________________ "I can slice that throat of yours if I want to," Master Five murmured, his voice laced with a hint of danger. A daring smirk curved on Katherine's lips, as she coolly retorted, "Well, lucky me, 'cause you can't do shit with that chain tied around your pretty little neck." 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙎 𝙓 𝙊𝘾 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍 (𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀𝘿)