Squishy and wet (Miranda sings fanfic)

(Not actually written by miranda)

OMG MIRANDA READ IT!! Hey guys it's me Miranda and thees storie is abowt how me and Joey Graceffikisfakisfa wuz about to get marieed until she cum intoo his life so I call my girlfrens but I'm not Lebanese!! And we took car of her read to find owt kitsess