The Age of Idiocracy
Juniper_Flair
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  • Reads 174
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  • Parts 11
  • Time 1h 47m
Juniper_Flair
Ongoing, First published Jul 06, 2022
Mature
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You think you have a hard life? How about getting sent back from your foster parents since the age of twelve. 
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Clementine has been in the foster system since defacs was called on her parents. She's done with the system until her social worker makes her go try one last time with a family in Washington state. 

But what her social worked failed to mention is that she was ultimately going to live with two extremely rich families that share one house. Or that her new foster family failed to mention the extra horny teen that's a complete perv. 

As she comes to terms with the complete perv who's full of himself and that she can't ever get away from him she finds friends at her new school. She finds a new friend that she can confide in and a group of guys that aren't full of themselves and that like to make music. 

What will become of Clementine's new life?
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