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~HETALIA CRACK~

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Parts 27
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ireland_the_great

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This is just crazy randomness that either has happened to me or it just comes into my mind. 
I do not own Hetalia, however I DO own the OCs mentioned in this book: Ireland, Greenland, Barcelona, Serbia, and Faeroe Islands. 
If you don't like reading crack, randomness, or and insane author-chan, don't read. I am insane. :3All Rights Reserved

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Hetalia X Reader Oneshots by MegaBlazethecat

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