PINKY

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(THIS IS SATIRE)
    
    I used to not be fond of horror movies and scary stories. Quite frankly, I always found the premises dumb and unrealistic. As well, I find jumpscares and gore to be stupid ways to make a movie "scary." Little did I know back then how one day my life itself would become a horror movie. One that is more terrifying than Freddy Krueger, one more haunting than Bloody Mary, and one more brutal than Jigsaw. It's true name is unknown, but I call it Pinky.
    
    (P.S. there's a sequel! The title is SkyDoesKILL, and it's on my profile.)Public Domain

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PINKY
Fri, Jul 8, 2022

(THIS IS SATIRE)
    
    I used to not be fond of horror movies and scary stories. Quite frankly, I always found the premises dumb and unrealistic. As well, I find jumpscares and gore to be stupid ways to make a movie "scary." Little did I know back then how one day my life itself would become a horror movie. One that is more terrifying than Freddy Krueger, one more haunting than Bloody Mary, and one more brutal than Jigsaw. It's true name is unknown, but I call it Pinky.
    
    (P.S. there's a sequel! The title is SkyDoesKILL, and it's on my profile.)

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