(THIS IS SATIRE! It is also a sequel to PINKY, which is also written by me) Back when I was a kid, I used to LOVE watching SkyDoesMinecraft. I loved everything he put out, from his Jail Break videos, to his mod reviews, to his try not to laugh challenges. To be fair, who didn't? Back from like 2012-2015, everyone loved him, and his channel was blowing up. One day, however, everything changed. All my love I had for SkyDoesMinecraft and his channel up and left like my ex girlfriend after I got beat over the head by an evil dildo. I digress, that's a story for another time. Anyways, something horrific and terrible happened to me because of that channel. Something that I will never forget, nor ever fully heal from.