Will I Ever Sleep Again? Phil Adair

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Okay, so she’s pregnant! Well done to you both, but now what the heck do you do? Books for pregnant women will have featured heavily in your partner’s reading for months now, while most likely you were watching sport on television, reading the paper, or thinking about a new lawn mower.

There is surely something about pregnancy that no matter how exciting it may initially sound can also bombard the dad to be with some very destabilising concerns surrounding this mysteriously secret world. What exactly are the duties of the father in all of this?

Fear not: A vast array of extremely unhelpful solutions is here for new dads everywhere, including:

• Tips on how to get a breast pump pumping when it clearly doesn’t want to.
• Where did my life go, and will I ever get it back?
• Learn why you must never, ever be present at a baby shower.
• Hangovers & babies: Avoidance techniques and excruciating examples of what not to do.
• The tedium of fatherhood. How bad can it really get?
• Babysitters - A necessary evil, or just plain evil?

Via the author’s own torrid experiences, “Will I Ever Sleep Again?” is a wildly irresponsible ride - an hilariously funny take on just what is involved in being an expectant father. Find out exactly what lies ahead.

For any man searching for solutions on exactly what is involved in the complex world of how to be a dad this book is written expressly for every father to be out there.

If there’s a baby on the way, and you’re finding yourself perhaps just a little overwhelmed, then this is just the tonic in providing plenty of truly silly, and completely ludicrous advice on just how to be a father.Public Domain

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