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Dude I have been reading and rereading SO MANY of J.R.R. Tolkien's lovely works and this stuff needs to be made, it just does.
This may upload at least once a day, if I'm lucky.

DISCLAIMER: This is for humor's sake alone, I make jokes all the time while reading and sometimes this is what I come up with. It's not meant to argue lore or make any ultimate statement about characters.

(Also, there will probably be a few incorrect quotes that are not from Middle Earth, and instead from Tolkien's renditions of Beowulf, the Arthuric tales, etc. I also love those. :D)

Cover art is a dumbass Boromir meme I threw together. :PAll Rights Reserved

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I'm an Elfling!(The Hobbit fanfiction) (Book I) by _Anxiety_sucks_

Sauron tries to summon another wizard from another dimension, to help him win but instead he summons a fangirl who gets turned into an Elfling! So... Once again I have decided to write another fanfic were I appear in the world because I have nothing better to do with my time and when I'm meant to be sleeping but I don't give a shit And because I've love the elfs and I've always wanted to be one 😅 This will be a two book one, so this is book one! Started : 29th November 2020 Ended : 6th December 2020 #1 jrrtolkien [Completed]

Lord of the Rings/Hobbit Oneshots (Requests Closed!) by hufflepuffturtle

Imagine yourself in Middle Earth. No inappropriate/adult content, etc. NOTICE- Requests are closed. However, I still enjoy interacting with you all, so please feel free to comment or PM me!

Lord Of The Rings: Tales of Random Craziness And Humor by MonsterCupcake61176

Hobbit parties! Prankster Elves! A flying goat! Youtube! Romance! (sorta) Bad haircuts! Earthquakes! First dates! The Force!

Our true home (A hobbit Fanfic): Book 1 by Roxie_Love27

3 women expectantly find themselves in a world they read about in books. They end up helping a company of 13 dwarves and a wizard along with their new friend and father figure, Bilbo Baggins. These women all feel connected to middle earth and don't know why. They each have secrets that they keep from the rest in hopes of them finding out the truth about who they are and why they feel more at home. They all happen to find their real family but one of them learns a powerful secret about them. What is even more complicated is that they fall in love and try to run away because they know that they wont be staying long yet a part of them wants to know what will happen if they give in to their feelings? How will they handle what they are and What will they choose? Will they fight for what they want or will they run away, hurting themselves and the ones they love? This is a fanfic. All of the credit goes to JRR Tolkien and Peter Jackson. I don't own anything except Renee, Katherine and Lilith. Also this is my first fanfic so bare with me. I also got the inspiration from The three women of Durin. Please go and read it because it is absolutely amazing. So enjoy. I will update at least twice a week. Please bare in mind that I may not be able to but I'll do my very best. Thank you for your support!!!!!!!!

✓ 𝙈𝙮 𝙁𝙖𝙚 ━━ Legolas by sabrinazslvt

❝you cannot be serious, you'll kill us all!❞ ❝hey I never said it was a good idea!❞ ────── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. 𝙄𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝, The faerie princess finds herself on a mission to save middle-earth with the most unlikely group. ❴ Fellowship of the Ring - Return of the King ❵ ❴ Legolas Greenleaf x oc ❵ ❴ Cover by: me ❵ ❴ ✓ means edited ❵ ────── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. Highest rankings: #1 in #LOTR - 27/08/24 #1 in #Rings - 02/09/24 #1 in #Elf - 29/09/24 #1 in #Frodobaggins - 29/09/24 #1 in #Gandalfthegrey - 08/12/24 #2 in #Aragorn - 04/01/25 𝘴𝘢𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘻𝘴𝘭𝘷𝘵 © 2024

Fate: A Legolas X Reader Story (Complete) by morganmacaroni

You are living the good life as a she-elf in Rivendell when Aragorn comes to visit. You assume it's to visit Arwen, your older sister. But then your father notifies you of a meeting that is to take place and he insists you attend. What is going on? And who is that cute elf who keeps stealing looks at you? Total word count: 26, 491 Please let me know what you think, as it can aid in helping my writing in the future. Also, I love reading comments. Thanks guys! #1 in fanfiction as of November 2020 #2 in legolasgreenleaf as of June 2018. #3 in lotr as of September 2018

PJO/HOO random thoughts by Sunnieros3

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Queen Naehlara (LOTR, Legolas love story) by ardenswriting

In a bed chamber high in the trees of Lothlorien is a young she-elf is sound asleep. "She will wake soon if Mithrandir is to proceed with his quest to Erebor. The darkness will grow, and she will awaken to fight it, like she did long ago." Galadriel says, turning to her husband and taking his hand. The she-elf is not as young as she seems, she had nearly faded when Galadriel found her at the beginning of the second age. The elf never woke, but the Lady of Light has foreseen it; Naehlara will awaken to help lead the elves, men and all free folk to peace, for she is the High Queen of the elves. The only living elf from the first age. Her fae grows stronger with every year bringing her closer to awakening. Galadriel once was friends with the elf, her father Thingol; king of Doriath before it was abandoned and forgotten as the first age elves left Middle Earth to go back to Valanor or faded with time. "I have longed to see my friend reawaken but how do you explain to one that nearly two ages has passed since she fell into slumber." Galadriel says, a small smile growing on her face. "She was a mighty warrior, the best in all of Middle Earth. But she was stubborn, not as wise as most elves. A lot more like our Woodland kin, the ones in Greenwood." Galadriel says, a laugh slipping through her lips as she remembers watching Naehlara fight in the wars long ago. How she'd argue with anyone that stood in her way, nearly taking the head off the captain of the guard when he would not head her warning of the armies coming from Morgoth. ✨NOT A HOBBIT FANFIC IT IS SET DURING LORD OF THE RINGS✨ A/N I do not own any character other than Naehlara and maybe more if I choose to add more. But probably just Naehlara. I'm newer to the fandom so please let me know if i got any facts wrong. I hope you enjoy the story Also maybe be slow updates due to work but I hope to put out consistently!

𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖☽𝑳𝒆𝒈𝒐𝒍𝒂𝒔 𝑮𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒇 by minerkaklol

~*book 1 in the 𝑴𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒏 𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍 trilogy*~ 𝑨𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒌𝒂 𝑪𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒍 was a normal girl who loved to read books and have fantasies about unrealistic lands where she could slain dragons and mythic creatures. One day as she was reading a book series,𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔,her teacher had recommended her and soon falls asleep in an abandoned house since she ran away from her parents and wakes up to the sent of...grass? She soon looks around and was surrounded by unfamiliar terrain of green grass and a huge forest and soon was accompanied by four short men. She sets out on an adventure to help Frodo Baggins destroy a ring created by the evils of men and soon meets a very familiar blond man who can't seem to take his eyes off of her. {𝑳𝒆𝒈𝒐𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒙𝒐𝒄}

Lord Of The Rings Imagines And Preferences by rednecknerd2001

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