My favorite song lyrics and songs I wrote

This is a book of lyrics to my favorite songs and the songs I wrote 'coz I'm epic like that LOL. I would add the notes to the ones I wrote but I haven't for three reasons:
1) I haven't written notes,
2) I don't know how to write music notes,
3) I can't be bothered to learn how to write notes or put them on here if I did.
so here you go. READ, MY LITTLE MUNCHKINS!!!!!!!!XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO :D
Oh and suggest song lyrics for me to write (clean or with changable rude words please) I will write them if I can find the lyrics:D:D:D:D:D!!!!!