Naruto | Satire ‼️‼️
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Ongoing, First published Jul 11, 2022
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‼️‼️ I, OF COURSE, DO NOT OWN NOR AM I CLAIMING NARUTO AS MINE IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM! CREDITS TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO WONDERFULLY ENTERTAINING SERIES NARUTO! I AM ONLY MAKING THIS AS A PARODY OF ALL THE OTHER CRINGY NARUTO FANFICS THERE ARE! ‼️‼️

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VULGARITIES/PROFANITIES, BE WARNED

Inconsistent Updates, BE WARNED, ALRIGHT?

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Yk the drill. Naruto is chased, dead end makes its appearance, gets beat up, unconscious and in the mindscape, meets kurama, kurama tells his backstory, kurama apologizes for the troubles he has caused, they become friends, Naruto back in the real world in a hospital with the third hokage besides him. Lil different from this here but Blah blah blah idk

Cover credit: whoever animated the anime.

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Also, I might get some info wrong since I'm not like y'all obsessed mfs. Didn't finish shippuden cuz it was low key boring. Literally just living off of the info given to me from fanfics.
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