Max Thunderman takes the well known "Are You Gay" Quiz

Stricken with Boredom, Max Thunderman sits on the Livingroom floor with his laptop open.
Desperate for something, ANYTHING to do on a 106 degree day in the middle of summer vacation, the teenager ends up on a personality test website. He finds out what kind of wolf he is, his Disney parents, and many, many other things.
And finally, he comes across a test so iconic that many people have taken it even when they already know the answer.
"Are You Gay?"

Max thought he would take it just for fun. For the laughs, you know? He did not laugh when the results came in. He didn't know what to do, other than research exactly what "Pansexual" meant.

(In this odd AU, all the girls he dated in the show never actually happend. Hes been a poor single pringle his whole life.
I'm mostly basing the timeline off of seasons one and two [and I know that dosnt add up with him being a junior, but idc], so he and Pheobe do have their thundersenses already)

Yeah I know the cover is an entirely different fandom, sue me.