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Worshipping For Dummies

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Reads 426
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Parts 5
Time 1h 47m

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When Kyle and Ami attempt to summon their Lord and Savior, Saint Fishy, all goes to fail when they slip up the ritual (gasp!), and spark the attention of a bloodthirsty psychopath out to kill anyone and everyone who follows the cult.
  
  But that's not where it ends. To put things right again, they thought summoning Fishy might actually solve things. But now Kyle just has an extra responsibility: to hide Fishy's holiness and make him appear normal to avoid controversy. 
  
  But time is running out. And it won't be long until the psycho killer finds out his worst enemy is roaming the halls, which then not just someone, but everyone, ends up dead.All Rights Reserved

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